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Topic: Funny Aim Quotes
DanMeltzer

Replies: 717
Views: 102399

PostForum: Everything else   Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:21 pm   Subject: Funny Aim Quotes
Daniel Meltzer: I overfed my fish yesterday by accident (by "overfed", I mean "I accidentally dumped in about half of the thing of food, and then scooped out whatever I could get at&quo ...
Topic: I've been google street mapped!
DanMeltzer

Replies: 5
Views: 25596

PostForum: All Things Geek   Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:21 pm   Subject: Re: I've been google street mapped!
They even got dan's car!



how do you NOT tell me this in person!?!?!?! I'm on the grid! this totally ruined my day
Topic: LOST season 3
DanMeltzer

Replies: 64
Views: 26930

PostForum: Media   Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:13 am   Subject: LOST season 3
the only way to make their (presumed) deaths more feared by americans, would be to make them give their eulogies before what happened to them... thats a scary death!
Topic: Andre the Giant Versus Bruce Lee
DanMeltzer

Replies: 5
Views: 3104

PostForum: Everything else   Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:30 am   Subject: Andre the Giant Versus Bruce Lee
If Wesley, the Dread Pirate Roberts could bring him down in a fairy tale, then I'm going with the little guy for this match up.

unfair matchup. In fairy tale land, Wesley had a secret weapon. He ...
Topic: Music & Lyrics
DanMeltzer

Replies: 11
Views: 6195

PostForum: Reviews   Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:28 pm   Subject: Music & Lyrics
Allright, but who's going to be my date? Anyone?

I nominate Brian. We've all caught him checking you out...
Topic: Another Reason Why I Love My Job...
DanMeltzer

Replies: 13
Views: 6462

PostForum: Employment   Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:56 am   Subject: Another Reason Why I Love My Job...
every school in this entire area is closed today....EXCEPT MINE




my parents refuse to drive my sister to the train station to get to her one class that hasn't been cancelled. cause who wants ...
Topic: Another Reason Why I Love My Job...
DanMeltzer

Replies: 13
Views: 6462

PostForum: Employment   Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:49 am   Subject: Another Reason Why I Love My Job...
My boss and I are hoping work's closed tomorrow. If so, I could use my new snow stuff, and play! Here's hoping...

I hope your work is closed too
Topic: The Sarah Silverman Program
DanMeltzer

Replies: 6
Views: 4662

PostForum: Media   Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:26 am   Subject: The Sarah Silverman Program
thats how CC promotes its shows though... they might be done plugging scrubs by now, but when it started there they showed the same commercial EVERY break during a Scrubs marathon! Gee, I didn't know ...
Topic: When have we gone to far?
DanMeltzer

Replies: 25
Views: 8266

PostForum: News   Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:18 am   Subject: When have we gone to far?
They aren't going to pass this bill into law people. It's 1 crazy lawmaker, and 1 bored journalist with nothing better to write about.

It only takes 1 lawmaker to introduce a stupid bill, but it t ...
Topic: Anti-Skiing Party
DanMeltzer

Replies: 11
Views: 4351

PostForum: Upcoming Events   Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:48 pm   Subject: Anti-Skiing Party
I don't really care what time, but I've been saying 9ish just because people don't like hearing "whenever"

so, come whenever Wink

OH, and bring wiimotes! Drunken WarioWare could be hor ...
Topic: Anti-Skiing Party
DanMeltzer

Replies: 11
Views: 4351

PostForum: Upcoming Events   Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:11 pm   Subject: Anti-Skiing Party
Dan- Am I correct in assuming there is still an open invite to your place this weekend? If not it won't stop me from coming by anyway, I just wanted to know if I will need to use force to enter Smile
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Topic: Senator Obama reveals the abject retardation of America.
DanMeltzer

Replies: 13
Views: 7155

PostForum: Politics/Religion/Whatnot   Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:36 pm   Subject: Senator Obama reveals the abject retardation of America.
If you saw the Daily Show last night you could have seen that.

the sad state of politics today is that we're forced to take seriously an interview from a comedy news spoof show, who's own host was ...
Topic: Procreation from beyond the grave
DanMeltzer

Replies: 19
Views: 7044

PostForum: News   Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:36 am   Subject: Procreation from beyond the grave
Providing grandkids without the tsuris of a wedding and yelling at the jewish husband to get off his ass and "do something already!"

other than me and dan and maybe two others.... i doub ...
Topic: Procreation from beyond the grave
DanMeltzer

Replies: 19
Views: 7044

PostForum: News   Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:09 am   Subject: Procreation from beyond the grave
What I want to know is how are these people going to find a woman to have their dead son's baby? Put an ad in the paper? "Married jewish couple seeks woman to carry dead sons baby. Must like lo ...
Topic: Procreation from beyond the grave
DanMeltzer

Replies: 19
Views: 7044

PostForum: News   Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:12 pm   Subject: Procreation from beyond the grave
What I want to know is how are these people going to find a woman to have their dead son's baby? Put an ad in the paper? "Married jewish couple seeks woman to carry dead sons baby. Must like lo ...
 

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