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Is this thing still on?

I've tried to have arguments in haiku form before--it don't work.

What I love about that site is that you have an incorrect "it's" and a correct "its" a sentence apart. The author is doing nothing if not playing fast and loose with the English language, and I'm not ...

Ken let me in on what it meant - it's a tattoo on the small of someone's back. Looks like a hat for their ass. Hence the term asshat.

That seems just a little too easy--sounds kind of apocryphal ...

asshat is a farkism. look at the FArQ on www.fark.com.

Their explanation is something along the lines of "everyone just started using it one day." It was my understanding that this was first coin ...

Food is transient. A tagline lasts forever.

Like a diamond, but without the slave labor.

Mmmn, pleasing evil.

What a fucking delicious idea.

Wait, how does "catching up" equal "create zombie threads"?

And I miss you guys, too!

Again with the goo threads! What is it with you people?

Well, okay, this one's only a little over four months, but STILL.

Almost a YEAR later, you dig this thing up? Jeez, very, VERY zombie thread. In fact, I think this may have rotted away so much by now that it's not even a zombie thread--more a pile-of-mush-oozed-ov ...

I'm a knife.

Just knifin' around.

Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut.

And there's a bucket. A bucket!

Fucking.

Obviously.

You cockbite, don't MAKE me come over there and castrate you with a Leatherman Micra. Don't THINK I won't do it, either.

And they said I'd never find a use for the tweezers!