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gabesilver
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So I was sleeping all nicely this morning and then I got woken up by the phone. No one ever calls me so most likely its a telemarketer, but just in case I'll decided to answer it anyway. It was my bank... someone proceeded to alter my rent check and ad a six and zero in front of the amount that was supposed to be removed from my account. Mother fucking sixty grand!!!!!

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Suffice it to say... all you mother fuckers are in grrrrrraaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee danger


It's hunting season.....

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maslow
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I say your bank blows cock monkeys, because they should've noted the discrepency, and they are to blame. Sock it to them (and find that fucker).

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gabesilver
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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bigsado
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Joined: 02 May 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wtf?! are you serious?!!!! i'd track down those fuckers so fast!!!!

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gabesilver
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yes........ yes it is serious, that's my online banking statement from this morning at about 10am

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bigsado
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

omfg!!!!

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Uty
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Joined: 03 May 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Holy fucking Christ am I sorry to hear that. Wrestling doesn't work well against multiple opponents, so if more than one party is responsible and you don't feel like using your gun, give me a call. Smile

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gabesilver
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
and you don't feel like using your gun, give me a call. Smile


Its only a question of when I run out of bullets................

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Nadrogue
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd be more than happy to stand there and hand you more rounds as you need them. I'll bring a dump truck full.

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Fearsome Anna
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Joined: 04 May 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

count me in! I'll be the official Hunting Bunny (sort of like a race track bunny, except that we come with bullets with the lingerie Wink ).


If that had been me with that online bank statement, I wouldn't be here. Would have had instantaneous seizure and died.

Kill those fuckers!!!!

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el loser
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

holy shit dude...

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