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gabesilver
Venom Spewing Ass Hat
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 1572
Location: cisco DE annex
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:43 am |
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So I was sleeping all nicely this morning and then I got woken up by the phone. No one ever calls me so most likely its a telemarketer, but just in case I'll decided to answer it anyway. It was my bank... someone proceeded to alter my rent check and ad a six and zero in front of the amount that was supposed to be removed from my account. Mother fucking sixty grand!!!!!
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| Suffice it to say... all you mother fuckers are in grrrrrraaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee danger |
It's hunting season..... |
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 4054
Location: Here
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:48 am |
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I say your bank blows cock monkeys, because they should've noted the discrepency, and they are to blame. Sock it to them (and find that fucker). |
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gabesilver
Venom Spewing Ass Hat
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 1572
Location: cisco DE annex
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:59 am |
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bigsado
Mistress E
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3353
Location: planet earth (most days anyhow)
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:09 am |
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wtf?! are you serious?!!!! i'd track down those fuckers so fast!!!! |
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gabesilver
Venom Spewing Ass Hat
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 1572
Location: cisco DE annex
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:12 am |
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yes........ yes it is serious, that's my online banking statement from this morning at about 10am |
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bigsado
Mistress E
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3353
Location: planet earth (most days anyhow)
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:15 am |
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omfg!!!! |
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Uty
Tang Soo Techie
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 9583
Location: On a never ending quest to save my girlfriend
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:22 am |
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Holy fucking Christ am I sorry to hear that. Wrestling doesn't work well against multiple opponents, so if more than one party is responsible and you don't feel like using your gun, give me a call.  |
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gabesilver
Venom Spewing Ass Hat
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 1572
Location: cisco DE annex
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:23 am |
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| and you don't feel like using your gun, give me a call. |
Its only a question of when I run out of bullets................ |
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Nadrogue
I have the bicycles.
Joined: 28 Jul 2003
Posts: 1540
Location: Jersey
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:53 pm |
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I'd be more than happy to stand there and hand you more rounds as you need them. I'll bring a dump truck full. |
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Fearsome Anna
Bad Kitty Kitty!
Joined: 04 May 2003
Posts: 657
Location: warm, sunny Tampa Bay!
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:40 pm |
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count me in! I'll be the official Hunting Bunny (sort of like a race track bunny, except that we come with bullets with the lingerie  ).
If that had been me with that online bank statement, I wouldn't be here. Would have had instantaneous seizure and died.
Kill those fuckers!!!! |
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el loser
Sexual Educator
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 1750
Location: qunatico, va
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:12 pm |
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holy shit dude... |
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