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ironduke
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

People: Helsing has Anna Valarous, Wilder had Naomi (thats I moan backwards). POINT: VAN WILDER. Places: Helsing was in Paris, Rome, Hungary, and Rumania, Wilder was in an America???. POINT: VAN HELSING. FX: Helsing: Monsters, Monsters, and Monsters, oh and Monster Hunters. Wilder: Flaming Taj Slideing off Naomi (Thats I moan Backwards) out a 3rd or 4th story window. POINT: TIE can't decide, both were at the same time amazing to watch yet scary. Final Catagory, Story, Helsing, Monster Hunters tramples across Europe to save pretty girl and kill big monsters, so said pretty girl's family is happy. Wilder, dude stays in college 7 years partys hard and has fun doing it....POINT AND MATCH: VAN WILDER, now there is a story I can relate to.

Seriously though I like both movies, just that knowing me, that means that Van Helsing probably isnt what alot of you guys would consider "good" but hey what do I know. My Favorite movies include stuff like Casino Royal, Dark Citry, The Mummy, The Great Escape, VAN WILDER and Operation Petticoat.

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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 6:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Haven't seen VAN HELSING yet, but can you really beat "Topless Tutoring?" I mean, really...

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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Van Wilder - except for those scenes that should have stayed cut out - is the shiznit. Funny shiznit. And before Brian gasps and all that, yes I did enjoy something that was not Eddie, yet still found it humorous.

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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I haven't seen Wilder, yet. But it's on the list. And I love Casino Royale and Dark City!!! (I'm assuming those are the titles Rob meant to spell)

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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 8:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Van Helsing blew. I'm assuming Van Wilder had to be better.

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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2004 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Van Wilder was soooo much better than Van Helsing, its like thi difference between rotten maggot infested cheese, and beer. Don't mis understand a good beaver cheese with maggots is just venuezualan beaver cheese with more protein. Just like Van Hellsing if was just a campy movie with more protein. I mean Van Helllsing was for me, along the lines of Kull the Conqurer, you watch knowing its bad so its not soo bad. Van Wilder is just goood like beer. Van Hellllsing suffers from trying to be a summer blockbuster spectical with no meat.

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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2004 6:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow... was VAN HELSING all THAT horrible? I haven't seen it, so I really don't know, but I haven't heard ANYONE that has seen it who has liked it.

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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2004 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes. It's that bad. I majored in computer animation and left without any kind of amazement at all aside from how bad it sucked.

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