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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was trying to see what I could use to combat my insomnia tonight and came across the following program description on TVGuide.com:

TVGuide.com wrote:
12:20 AM Channel 16 MAX Saturday, 24
Play-Mate of the Apes
90 mins.

Three sexy astronauts invade a desolate planet in the distant future, and learn the world is being overrun by intelligent apes who have a passion for lesbian eroticism. Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, Anoushka, Debbie Roshon, Shelby Taylor.

Cast: Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, Anoushka, Debbie Roshon, Shelby Taylor

Content: Sexual Situations

Category: Movie, Adult

Release Year: 2002

Rating: TV-MA (Mature Audience Only ? This program is specifically designed to be viewed by adults and therefore may be unsuitable for children under 17.) This program contains one or more of the following: graphic violence (V), explicit sexual activity (S), or crude indecent language (L).


I think this won an Oscar a couple years back, but I'm not completely sure...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

this is sad..... i actually saw part of it, but not because i flipped to the station!!!! i certain unnamed roomie was controlling the remote. i got up and left the room.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That was a while back wasn't it? Did we watch it or it was too horrible to bear?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i vetoed it after about 30 seconds, but someone continued to watch it....

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wait a minute mr. smebody... more than three weeks ago did you watch this? should I be offended? Do I need to beat you with a stick? Razz Bad somebody, bad! dirty plotless movies bad!


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Did it feature the line:

Put your damn hands on me you dirty ape!

...cause I was just wonderin...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't see what everyone is complaining about. The movie description contains the words - planet, of, intelligent, lesbian, eroticism. Shit even I'm turne don.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wasn't complaining... I'm planning on taking a nap when I get home so I can stay up and watch this classic of American cinema Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bjciii wrote:
Did it feature the line:

Put your damn hands on me you dirty ape!

...cause I was just wonderin...


honestly, i don't remember, this was way back in the fall when it was on. and i only watched it very briefly

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually that was a joke... wasn't there a line by Heston in The Planet of The Apes where he said 'Get your damn hands off me you dirty ape'??

I just kinda reversed it and made it perverted.

Smell the humour! Oh wait... that's not humour... my fault. Too much refritos...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, it did contain the line, and the Simpsons did it too.

he can talk, he can talk, he can talk,
I CAN SIIIIIIIING!

And damn you and your inferiour spelling! errr....I mean....

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of the girls was on Stern (I think) when this movie first came out. I know I've heard of the movie title before.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I originally posted this as a laugh and I am really quite scared so many of you have heard of it before now!

FORNICATORS!!!

Laughing

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