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Steveness
His Royal Whiteness
Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 1581
Location: Slower Lower... Maryland?
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:16 pm |
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...from kicking the stupid deer 'till it stopped moving. I hate deer.  |
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 4054
Location: Here
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:18 pm |
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? nani? |
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Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left...Yes, the freeway ends....Because the continent ends, dipshit.
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Vanblade
Lifeless Reject
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 2911
Location: My pants are haunted!
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:18 pm |
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TiggerTuf
Squeeze Me
Joined: 02 Nov 2004
Posts: 253
Location: in my bunk...
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:19 pm |
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uh, why were you kicking a deer? anyway, hope your foot feels better! |
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Tigger
Tech House Child Molester
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 1419
Location: Dovah
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:41 pm |
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Yeah, why kick it when you have a perfectly good car to run it over with? |
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Steveness
His Royal Whiteness
Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 1581
Location: Slower Lower... Maryland?
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:23 pm |
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Well the deer decided to attempt to jump over my hood, in the process damaging my front bumper, folding the front of my fiberglass hood, and decapitating my mustang logo.
He looked like he might get up and start running, so I jumped out of the car and made sure he didn't. I also drove by to make sure he was there after work - and he was, covered in flies. I still hate deer. |
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MajorKong
Sentient Acronym Storage Facility
Joined: 24 Jul 2003
Posts: 1100
Location: Home Sweet Bunker
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:41 pm |
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Bambi and her offspring were admiring my truck this morning on the loop road behind our Data Center (I arrive at work very early).
I just hope the new housing development going up next door doesn't destroy what habitat they have left to the point where they go elsewhere - it is nice seeing some wildlife around here. |
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Token Old Guy of TechHouse
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Steveness
His Royal Whiteness
Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 1581
Location: Slower Lower... Maryland?
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:55 pm |
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About as nice as seeing rats in the streets. Deer are just rats with longer legs and more weight. |
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The Yellow Dart
Lifeless Reject
Joined: 09 May 2003
Posts: 3734
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:14 pm |
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It's too bad he didn't do enough damage that you could have gotten insurance money for the car. That way you wouldn't have to worry about driving a theft magnet around like you were lamenting earlier
(I apologize if this comes across crass; I'm being pseudo serious about it) |
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Steveness
His Royal Whiteness
Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 1581
Location: Slower Lower... Maryland?
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:43 pm |
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Yeah - but I only have liability now... |
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BrianW
Court Jester
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 7505
Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark
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Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:48 pm |
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| About as nice as seeing rats in the streets. Deer are just rats with longer legs and more weight. |
Not true, rats are cute. |
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eddie_baby
The Geek Next Door
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 2288
Location: between alpha and omega
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Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:50 am |
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That totally sucks. My only question, why didn't you take that perfectly good meat home? |
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 4054
Location: Here
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Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:23 am |
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nice one, Ed.
That really really sucks babe |
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"Can't we all just get aloob?"
*The Traffic Lets Up, But Breathing Becomes Difficult*
Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left...Yes, the freeway ends....Because the continent ends, dipshit.
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neight
Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 587
Location: Where the worm does not die and the fire is never quenched.
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I don't think it's legal to take home road-kill... even if it's your own doing. You're supposed to call state police, or fish-and-game, or someone, I think. They may allow you to take it on a case-by-case basis, though.
At least, I know that's the law in VT... not sure about other places. |
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HyLander42
Crazy Guy with Knife
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 1441
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Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:14 am |
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I don't think it's legal to take home road-kill... even if it's your own doing. You're supposed to call state police, or fish-and-game, or someone, I think. They may allow you to take it on a case-by-case basis, though.
At least, I know that's the law in VT... not sure about other places. |
You are allowed to keep it in West Virginia. But since the only reason I know that is the news coverage it got when the law was passed, I suspect WV's the only state that lets you do so. |
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