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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So a lady jumps out of a plane...
Her parachute don't open...
She hits the pavement face-first at 50mph...
She lives!
Doctors who were fixing her up discover she's pregnant... to her surprise.
Baby is fine...

It's a Festivus Miracle!
CNN story here

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The Yellow Dart
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How is she only going 50mph when she hits the ground?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

other stories: http://www.greenharbor.com/fffolder/ffallers.html
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Yellow Dart wrote:
How is she only going 50mph when she hits the ground?


reserve chute partially deployed...
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

and yet she wants to jump again...

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Uty
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If she was lucky her parachute would have deployed.

"You broke your pelvis in two spots, your arms, and your face .. um .. nurse, would you please remove the mirror from the room, thanks. Anyway! You're quite the lucky young lady."

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When I read this all I could think of was my differential equations class, with Dr. Wenger (you'll know if you had him) throwing a toy soldier with attached parachute across the room, shouting "Bang Terminal Velocity".

There's also the question of how the pavement pays child support? I mean do highway taxes pay for the kid?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More importantly, at what age do you tell a highway it's been adopted?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Praise Alivis! Get that woman some liquor!

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