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BrianW
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My mother won't stop bothering me about her weblog and the stupidness of the internet.

AAARRRRRGGGHGHGHHGHG! I need a new fucking job so bad.

i am putting the gun in my mouth and pulling back the thing that you pull back before you fire the gun

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maslow
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YAY! A real bitching post! Wheeeeeeee!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That sucks man... since it's your mom, you're pretty much screwed. Luckily it's my aunt who's the pain in my ass... I just ignore her calls Very Happy

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Vanblade
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BrianW wrote:

i am putting the gun in my mouth and pulling back the thing that you pull back before you fire the gun


I think you mean the hammer
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BrianW
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Vanblade wrote:
BrianW wrote:

i am putting the gun in my mouth and pulling back the thing that you pull back before you fire the gun


I think you mean the hammer


Thank you, Captain Obvious. Your new title is 'The Joke Ruiner.'

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I prefer the term 'straight man'
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maslow
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Vanblade wrote:
I prefer the term 'straight man'

good try, but we all know you're crooked.


snap!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry Brian! I think you can blame me partially... Sad She wont' listen to a thing I tell her. Rolling Eyes

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maslow
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh yeah! So you should thank Tig and I, cuz we fixed her printer the other night! So there!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

maslow wrote:
YAY! A real bitching post! Wheeeeeeee!


To this I say:
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Thank You

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