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bjciii
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

On one hand, your lovely wife is giving birth to your second son and you are elated your family is growing...

...but...

...your favorite NFL team is finally, after 21 seasons, playing for the NFC Championship.

THE DECISION!!!

The answer? Your loving wife induces labor early so you can go to the Bears game and watch them beat the Saints.

Again I have to say: Best. Wife. Ever.

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Men. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, that's a keeper right there that is Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if she thought "if it comes down to me or the game, I'd lose, so I might as well not chance it." Because we all know what's really important.





Sex. And they're not going to be doing that for a while anyways, so who cares.

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