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el loser
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

alright, i'm flipping through this one and it's seeming a lot more interesting than normal. the reasons for this are as follows:

1. there's an article about this chick who went undercover to bust drugs in some high school in pa. very entertaining article.
2. it has carnie wilson naked. yes, she's the chick from wilson philips who was really fat. and yes, i also said she was naked. to quote the magazine, "I'm sure I'm the first woman to be featured in BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) and Playboy within five years." How spooky is that?
3. the dumb centerfold responses (as always)
and, finally:
4. the funny ass comics with one specially written towards uty

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Steveness
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JAILBAIT:

If they didn't separate that drug bust article into three parts, I probably would have read it all. It was pretty funny how every guy in the school was lusting over the undercover cop, but sad to see how bad schools have gotten...
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Uty
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, damn. It would be funny if I bought a playboy. I was planning on writing a point-counterpoint: I read playboy for the articles, written by a construction worker vs. I read playboy for the articles, written by a drag queen.

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el loser
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

as well as the fact that have you ever seen a playgirl? i'm sorry but a flacid penis just doesn't do it for me. nor do tan lines.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

el loser wrote:
as well as the fact that have you ever seen a playgirl? i'm sorry but a flacid penis just doesn't do it for me. nor do tan lines.
Have you ever looked at their losers of the month/year though? Those are hysterical

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's funny is that both of the places I went out drinking in the past couple weeks (note, not that I went out drinking two times, but that there were two places) had at least one issue of Playboy in the bathroom.

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