Uty's Killer Roleplaying Section

Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 10:19 pm

I played Dungeons and Dragons today with JasonT and a few others, and let me tell you, it kicked ass. Jason's character was being so lame. There we are in the middle of this holy temple, and his character decides to just kill someone. So my character used his cool psionic powers to bitchslap Jason. He was dazed from contact with my character's vastly superior mind, so he got captured. How cool is that? I mean, I got captured too -- but that was just so I could keep an eye on Jay. Booya.

Zombies everywhere!

Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 10:41 pm

*enters D&D geek mode*

Lame? I was playin a chaotic evil character and role playin. Smile

Your character did nothin but stand around and be a bitchass. Smile

Don't be gettin all high and mighty on your psionic high horse. You gave me a headache. Ring a ding ding. I was busy taking down a huge flaming monster zombie tree thing while you were trying to read it's mind. Bitch.

*exits D&D geek mode...for now*

Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 10:52 pm

Pfft. Standing around and doing nothing is the best way to roleplay.

And you weren't killing that tree thing when I psionically attacked you, we went to this holy temple to get a quest. All we had to do was talk to the high priestess, but no, Jay has to kill stuff. Laughing

I'll tell ya'll what though, our DM threw the coolest monster at us. It was kind of like a Trent, but it had all these nooses that men were hung from. The nooses could swoop down and claim new victems. And all the dead men in the tree were zombies which it could control. It's even cooler than R.K. Milholland's infamous Redneck Tree.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 4:55 pm

I only killed one thing yesterday! I feel unfulfilled that game. That tree was pretty badass though. Props to Steve. I still like creating a construct, lighting it on fire and sending it to do by bidding. MMM self sacrifice.

Redneck tree, so wrong

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 7:16 pm

That monster ruled. I might end up taking the next game, and if so, I think it's time I make a vile side quest for you and Dan to gleefully indulge in.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 7:20 pm

That's cool Smile

Does vile quest involve the rest of party or just us? And, do I get to kill more people?

we gotta play again sometimes soon. Leveling is required. I need 6 so I can actually do some damage with my eccentric evil.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 8:50 am

Yeah, once you hit level six you get the weapon specialization feat for free, which is typically reserved for fighters only. However, we need to go over your powers and shit ( Astral Contruct turns out to be for Psions only ... heh. )

Steve is going to wrap his shit up, and we may end up going to the monastary or rescuing that Goblin still. Nothing's set, it all depends on what the group wants to do. But let me tell you, the shit I have planned will be cool for everyone. But I also have a side quest, call it a vile tangent, planned specifically for you and Dan. It fights your alignments really well. Smile

I'll keep the other details to myself.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 10:20 am

I need to borrow your psionics handbook again Utay. I didn't know how I missed the astral contruct thingie. That blows.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 10:41 am

Don't worry, I'll be sure Goriath Shadowblade one day learns all the Astral Construct powers ( up to IV, he'll only be able to manifest Metacreativity up to level 4 ) just to piss you off. Laughing

Drop by the house sometime.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 10:42 am

I better get some badass powers if you get astral contructs. Some of them be obscene.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 12:15 pm

Well, you do get badass powers. But I have access to more. And it's interesting how our known powers divy up. At higher levels, you'll have access to level 4 and 5 powers when I'm just discovering level 3 powers ... but on the other hand, whereas you only know 3 powers of each level, I'll know about 7. Give and take.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 2:40 pm

Wow. Gamer dick-wiggling. I feel left out. Are you ever going to run that game you keep talking about Uty? I feel a need - nay, a duty - to smite the undead.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 3:23 pm

We've been playing for awhile now. Everyone's level 4. Um ... <nervous laughter> hi.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 4:23 pm

Thanks for the tip there. Jerk. Smile

Just kidding. I'll catch another one later. I'm sure there will be another one eventually.

And start that Vampire Sabbat game too sometime, unless of course you started that one too.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 4:37 pm

I havn't started it. Perhaps if my D&D game falls apart. But I don't think that will happen anytime soon, since we're having fun. Smile

I'll tell you what though, if you want to play a Cleric ... we need one so bad, you're in.