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Poll :: (Read Post First) Jordon vs. Snotty Uncle, Round 1

Jordon
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Snotty Uncle
25%
 25%  [ 1 ]
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Fearsome Anna
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

God, I do not want tomorrow to come. Granted, it's a saturday, but it's going to be spent with my horrid cousin and her equally horrid father. He thinks he's God's gift to Earth, she thinks she's the smartest person on the planet, spoiled, mean and snotty. To give an idea, she once bragged to me about having the highest GPA in the FIFTH GRADE! And to make matters worse, she's now 16, and that never helped anyone.

Ah well - I'll have to keep in mind that my father once said that while she may think she's the best thing on the planet....she looks like a fucking toad (and I quote exactly). That should keep a cheery grin on my face. That and the rest of my family wants to sell tix to see Jordon vs. Brian (my uncle), Round 1. Any takers? Opinionated, hardheaded hater of all things snotty vs. God's supposed gift to the world. Whee!

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JasonT
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your family rox more than most others. Stop bitching and eat a twinkie.

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Stealthr4v3r
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

maybe they will annihilate each other and you can use the energy to power a small city
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fearsome Anna wrote:
hardheaded hater of all things snotty vs. God's supposed gift to the world


So...Jordan vs. Jordan? It's a win-win!

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Strife
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You can all burn in Hell. Bah.
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Uty
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hate family gatherings too. I'm the only one who didn't turn out Republican. And there's all these ministers and nuns and everything too. It's like maybe Ed and I got switched at birth.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

somehow I doubt it, your fam is Catholic right? Wink

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Uty
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some of us are Catholic and some of us are Lutheran. It really depends on which ones married twice.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahh, the Communion issue. I find there's quite a few ex-Catholics in Lutheran churches. The more the merrier Wink .

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