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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_831648.html?menu=news.quirkies

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Note to self: Stop portraying Christ during thunderstorms.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's just too weird, man.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

but he kept him alive. So that's not really smiting then... maybe the actor can walk on water now?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

maybe it's god trying to pat him on the back in that atta-boy sorta way, just with lightning bolts.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

well this is the second time the actor has been struck in Italy. Think he'll ever film in Italy again? or has the lightning done enough damage so that he no longer cares?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

God wrote:
I believe in the "three strikes and you're out" policy.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
God wrote:
I believe in the "three strikes and you're out" policy.


I think that's running contender for worst pun of the day. Grats, Uty.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, Maz hasn't posted yet today.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's fucking histerical.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
Well, Maz hasn't posted yet today.


Do you think she'll need two nails or just one?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I bet that Lloyd's of London won't underwrite his life insurance!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MajorKong wrote:
I bet that Lloyd's of London won't underwrite his life insurance!


Whose? Gibson's or Christ's? Yeah, I can see it now... Lloyds of London underwriting Christ's life insurance policy. Well, at least if he dies, he'll return eventually. No payout for the relatives.


I am so going to hell for that....

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think a more appropriate "Note to Self" might go something along the lines of,

Note to Self wrote:
STOP STANDING UNDER UMBRELLAS IN OPEN AREAS DURING THUNDERSTORMS, YOU FUCKING MORON


But maybe that's just me.

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