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MajorKong
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
It also takes lots of crazy glue and whipped cream.


Or duct tape and chloroform!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

pomenti wrote:

They all want you and joke with you when you are taken by another woman, but god forbid for a nice shy guy become single he'll be left out in the cold to the point where he either becomes an asshole to get women or just dies of loneliness.


Item 1: Women and men absolutely cream about what they can't have b/c the cutie you can't have can't fuck up your pedestal dreams with reality. It's kinda like fools gold.

Item 2: It's easier to hit on the taken guy b/c you don't have to follow through, you can just play with the idea. Al, from what you say, you're not looking to fling so much as get in a relationship, so any chicks playing with the idea are more likely to realize it's no longer a game and back off unless they're really sure what they want.

This would be why I take no flirtation seriously whatsoever while I'm in a relationship. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
It apparently means you can have all the no-strings-attached sex you want. Stop complaining.


WHHHHHAAATTT??!??! I've had this power and noone told me??! WTF?!

puddlejumpchick wrote:
And you'll get a chick showering you as part of the deal. Very Happy


Hasn't happened yet. I must go out and see if theory of yours holds true.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

personally i dont really go after chicks... total waste of time for me. I think that may be because my standards for being serious are too fucking high to ever be met Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Christi is def right about the can't have/want relationship. But i think what people have to bare in mind is that no one has any real idea of what they want. I mean sure I want the house and the money and the guy, but I'm not sure on what I may have to give up in order to get them.

Al a house and a job and money are good things to have, but stop making it sound as though that is the only thing women want. It may be a plus but if you keep making it out as if that is the most important thing then you are seriously mistaken.

It is belittling to think that and makes us feel that you think you are better than us. Big whoop, you have a house. As for the flirting when someone is with another person I have seen you in action baby and you are just as bad.

No one can tell you how to get that perfect girl, but i can tell you one way you won't and that is by saying straight off you want a serious relationship. I know it would scare me and most of my female friends to hear that. The idea that you are open to a serious relationship is much more relaxed and will be less intimidating to women.

Thats all from me now. Al you are a nice guy, just play it cool and aloof and that will work much better. You get the bad boy mystery going without actually showing/turning into a royal prick.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JasonT wrote:
Uty wrote:
It apparently means you can have all the no-strings-attached sex you want. Stop complaining.


WHHHHHAAATTT??!??! I've had this power and noone told me??! WTF?!

puddlejumpchick wrote:
And you'll get a chick showering you as part of the deal. Very Happy


Hasn't happened yet. I must go out and see if theory of yours holds true.


you had the power and had women who'd do that... and you have had at least one woman shower you...

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Al, I know how you feel and can relate. Bitch on, my brother!!!

The only wisdom I have to offer is life sucks most of the time. Apparently having what we want in life is too much of a crime so we get to suffer without it. At least some greater power believes that. Wait, thats not really wisdom, but I am sure you are tired of hearing all shit everyone else already said.

Seriously though, dont let it get to you. If she cant figure out what she's lost then move on with your life and wait for new opportunties to arrive. Eventually they will, at least thats what I keep telling myself Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe it was the Italian philosopher Machiavelli who wrote

'Skinny' Nicky Machiavelli wrote:
It is far safer to be feared than loved... For love is held by the tie of obligation, which, because men are a sorry breed, is broken on every whisper of private interest; but fear is bound by the apprehension of punishment which never relaxes its grasp.


Yeah, this has absolutely nothing to do with this topic, but that clearly didn't stop me.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow mike, deep. True though.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

puddlejumpchick wrote:
And you'll get a chick showering you as part of the deal. Very Happy


ooo, ooo, i wanna be a starving artist! I skip dinner tomorrow and fingerpaint! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

fieemully wrote:
Thats all from me now. Al you are a nice guy, just play it cool and aloof and that will work much better. You get the bad boy mystery going without actually showing/turning into a royal prick.


That's all I wanted. Thank you, Fiee Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

pomenti wrote:

ooo, ooo, i wanna be a starving artist! I skip dinner tomorrow and fingerpaint! Very Happy


*sigh* that is why you fail
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 6:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

and somehow rob never seems to fail.... especially when it comes to fucking women in the kitchen... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 8:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

el loser wrote:
and somehow rob never seems to fail.... especially when it comes to fucking women in the kitchen... Twisted Evil


Hey, that wasn't the kitchen Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 8:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

MajorKong wrote:
Uty wrote:
It also takes lots of crazy glue and whipped cream.


Or duct tape and chloroform!


Don't forget the handcuffs! Twisted Evil

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