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Stealthr4v3r
Mother Superior
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3113
Location: West Chester, PA
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Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:00 pm |
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I've mentioned this before...
but all you women on those online dating services,
if you look like this, then you ARE NOT any of the following:
thin
slender
athletic
slim
skinny
lean
toned
fit
in shape
sporty
The preceeding words are usually used in reference to people such as this.
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Vanblade
Lifeless Reject
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 2911
Location: My pants are haunted!
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Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:32 pm |
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mia hamm's a dike
I'd rather have the statue |
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Stealthr4v3r
Mother Superior
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3113
Location: West Chester, PA
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Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:33 pm |
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mia hamm's a dike
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you leave my fantasy alone! *sob* |
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Uty
Tang Soo Techie
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 9583
Location: On a never ending quest to save my girlfriend
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Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:05 pm |
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I've talked to a lot of men online that describe themselves as having football player builds, but in actuality it's an armchair quarterback sorta build. Oh well. |
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 4054
Location: Here
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:52 am |
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Ahhhh those football player physiques.. when your dream is to mimic the Refrigerator! |
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BrianW
Court Jester
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 7505
Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:55 am |
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Don't forget 'average.' Unless they live in Philly...even then, it's more like the mode, not the mean. |
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bigsado
Mistress E
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3353
Location: planet earth (most days anyhow)
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:02 am |
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hey! not nice! |
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Uty
Tang Soo Techie
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 9583
Location: On a never ending quest to save my girlfriend
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:14 am |
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That was one of the best insults ever ... too bad 95% of the world population wouldn't get it. .... too bad I'm a part of that 95%. *sob* |
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pomenti
Barely Adequate
Joined: 10 May 2003
Posts: 1946
Location: No longer lost.
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:13 am |
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| hey! not nice! |
Brian's cheesesteak priviledges have been revoked. |
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Stealthr4v3r
Mother Superior
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3113
Location: West Chester, PA
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:16 am |
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I think it's the 'average' women that should have the cake privileges taken away  |
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Uty
Tang Soo Techie
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 9583
Location: On a never ending quest to save my girlfriend
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:26 am |
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Actually, I think the same standards should be placed on men as women. It's really obscene what the average guy expects of his girlfriend/wife/whatever while he really lets himself go ... only to wonder why he never gets laid after getting married. |
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Stealthr4v3r
Mother Superior
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3113
Location: West Chester, PA
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:30 am |
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| Actually, I think the same standards should be placed on men as women. It's really obscene what the average guy expects of his girlfriend/wife/whatever while he really lets himself go ... only to wonder why he never gets laid after getting married. |
Oh i agree. I was just bitching about the women cause those are the profiles that i read  |
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Stoker
I is illiterate
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 176
Location: Newark, DE
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Stealthr4v3r
Mother Superior
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3113
Location: West Chester, PA
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Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:19 pm |
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we keep writing them and women keep not falling for it... le sigh |
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KieranHorn
Uber-Geek
Joined: 20 May 2003
Posts: 601
Location: Jersey, the New one..
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Fri Nov 21, 2003 11:51 pm |
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damn women being allowed to go to school and being smart... |
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