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Stealthr4v3r
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've mentioned this before...

but all you women on those online dating services,

if you look like this, then you ARE NOT any of the following:

thin
slender
athletic
slim
skinny
lean
toned
fit
in shape
sporty

The preceeding words are usually used in reference to people such as this.

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Vanblade
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

mia hamm's a dike

I'd rather have the statue
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Stealthr4v3r
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Vanblade wrote:
mia hamm's a dike


you leave my fantasy alone! *sob*
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Uty
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've talked to a lot of men online that describe themselves as having football player builds, but in actuality it's an armchair quarterback sorta build. Oh well.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahhhh those football player physiques.. when your dream is to mimic the Refrigerator!

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BrianW
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't forget 'average.' Unless they live in Philly...even then, it's more like the mode, not the mean.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hey! not nice!

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Uty
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That was one of the best insults ever ... too bad 95% of the world population wouldn't get it. .... too bad I'm a part of that 95%. *sob*

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

bigsado wrote:
hey! not nice!


Brian's cheesesteak priviledges have been revoked.

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Stealthr4v3r
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it's the 'average' women that should have the cake privileges taken away Razz
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Uty
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, I think the same standards should be placed on men as women. It's really obscene what the average guy expects of his girlfriend/wife/whatever while he really lets himself go ... only to wonder why he never gets laid after getting married.

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Stealthr4v3r
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
Actually, I think the same standards should be placed on men as women. It's really obscene what the average guy expects of his girlfriend/wife/whatever while he really lets himself go ... only to wonder why he never gets laid after getting married.


Oh i agree. I was just bitching about the women cause those are the profiles that i read Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For some reason the topic of weight loss reminded me of this article:
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/m/tmp201/newsarticle2.jpg

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Stealthr4v3r
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stoker wrote:
For some reason the topic of weight loss reminded me of this article:
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/m/tmp201/newsarticle2.jpg


we keep writing them and women keep not falling for it... le sigh
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KieranHorn
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

damn women being allowed to go to school and being smart...

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