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el loser
Sexual Educator
Joined: 03 May 2003
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Location: qunatico, va
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why is it that whenever i have a break or a holiday i seem to manage to either get sick or have my period? i mean, come on, these are supposed to be breaks- not times when i wish i could be going through something else- like a wonderful time?
i hate my body. it's trying to kill me. as if i didn't already know my tonsils could get that big, right? i mean, hell, they only did that like 2 weeks ago... 
this just pisses me off! and i have tomorrow off! where will i be though? in bed. sick. alone. miserable. i hate my life....  |
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Stoker
I is illiterate
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 176
Location: Newark, DE
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Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:01 pm |
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Well, on the upside it's better to be sick on a day you have off or a happy day then on a day where you have to work while sick or experience more depressing stuff. Sorry to hear about that, though, hope you feel better. |
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Uty
Tang Soo Techie
Joined: 03 May 2003
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Location: On a never ending quest to save my girlfriend
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Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:52 pm |
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I always get my period on holidays too, it pisses me off. |
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pomenti
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Joined: 10 May 2003
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Location: No longer lost.
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Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:37 pm |
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If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period. |
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HyLander42
Crazy Guy with Knife
Joined: 03 May 2003
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Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:43 pm |
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| If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period. |
Speaking from experience? |
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pomenti
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Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:05 am |
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yes, but not in the way that you are implying |
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jewles
Satanist Bitch
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 920
Location: Newark, DE
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Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:20 am |
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| If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period. |
Yeah by getting prenant. |
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Fearsome Anna
Bad Kitty Kitty!
Joined: 04 May 2003
Posts: 657
Location: warm, sunny Tampa Bay!
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Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:37 am |
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haha that's exactly what I was thinking, jewles. I can just see it now:
"Tired of remembering to take the pill every day? Sick of Seasonale? Patches leaving unsightly marks on your body? Try the new, improved method to avoid your period: pregnancy! Guaranteed to make your period stay away for a full nine months!" |
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Stealthr4v3r
Mother Superior
Joined: 02 May 2003
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Location: West Chester, PA
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Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:39 am |
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haha that's exactly what I was thinking, jewles. I can just see it now:
"Tired of remembering to take the pill every day? Sick of Seasonale? Patches leaving unsightly marks on your body? Try the new, improved method to avoid your period: pregnancy! Guaranteed to make your period stay away for a full nine months!" |
tired of wearing shoes and socks? tired of never having enough time in the kitchen? tired of NOT HAVING PIE?!
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Fearsome Anna
Bad Kitty Kitty!
Joined: 04 May 2003
Posts: 657
Location: warm, sunny Tampa Bay!
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Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:48 am |
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and where's the punch, bitch? GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN! |
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Nadrogue
I have the bicycles.
Joined: 28 Jul 2003
Posts: 1540
Location: Jersey
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Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:53 am |
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| Stealthr4v3r wrote: |
| tired of wearing shoes and socks? tired of never having enough time in the kitchen? tired of NOT HAVING PIE?! |
When you post something like this, it's so beautifully accented by your avatar. |
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pomenti
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Wed Nov 26, 2003 4:17 pm |
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| jewles wrote: |
| pomenti wrote: |
| If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period. |
Yeah by getting prenant. |
without getting pregnant, too.  |
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 4054
Location: Here
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Wed Nov 26, 2003 4:45 pm |
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| pomenti wrote: |
| If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period. |
Yeah by getting prenant. |
without getting pregnant, too. |
And it can also prolong and accelerate your period's arrival as well. Yum Yum!
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| The stuff! The stuff is coming! Battlestations, everyone!! |
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