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el loser
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 12:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

why is it that whenever i have a break or a holiday i seem to manage to either get sick or have my period? i mean, come on, these are supposed to be breaks- not times when i wish i could be going through something else- like a wonderful time?

i hate my body. it's trying to kill me. as if i didn't already know my tonsils could get that big, right? i mean, hell, they only did that like 2 weeks ago... Evil or Very Mad

this just pisses me off! and i have tomorrow off! where will i be though? in bed. sick. alone. miserable. i hate my life.... Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, on the upside it's better to be sick on a day you have off or a happy day then on a day where you have to work while sick or experience more depressing stuff. Sorry to hear about that, though, hope you feel better.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I always get my period on holidays too, it pisses me off.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

pomenti wrote:
If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period.


Speaking from experience?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yes, but not in the way that you are implying

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

pomenti wrote:
If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period.
Yeah by getting prenant.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

haha that's exactly what I was thinking, jewles. I can just see it now:

"Tired of remembering to take the pill every day? Sick of Seasonale? Patches leaving unsightly marks on your body? Try the new, improved method to avoid your period: pregnancy! Guaranteed to make your period stay away for a full nine months!"

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fearsome Anna wrote:
haha that's exactly what I was thinking, jewles. I can just see it now:

"Tired of remembering to take the pill every day? Sick of Seasonale? Patches leaving unsightly marks on your body? Try the new, improved method to avoid your period: pregnancy! Guaranteed to make your period stay away for a full nine months!"


tired of wearing shoes and socks? tired of never having enough time in the kitchen? tired of NOT HAVING PIE?!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

and where's the punch, bitch? GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Stealthr4v3r wrote:
tired of wearing shoes and socks? tired of never having enough time in the kitchen? tired of NOT HAVING PIE?!

When you post something like this, it's so beautifully accented by your avatar.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 4:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jewles wrote:
pomenti wrote:
If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period.
Yeah by getting prenant.


without getting pregnant, too. Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

pomenti wrote:
jewles wrote:
pomenti wrote:
If you time your sex properly you can shorten the length of your period.
Yeah by getting prenant.


without getting pregnant, too. Razz


And it can also prolong and accelerate your period's arrival as well. Yum Yum!

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The stuff! The stuff is coming! Battlestations, everyone!!

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