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Vanblade
Lifeless Reject
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 2911
Location: My pants are haunted!
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Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:07 pm |
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somebody slashed 10 tires over the weekend and I had to change them all. 8 of which were on the 2 1/2 ton fucking turtle-top buses!! My fucking back is killing me! I am now changing my middle name from blair to firestone! |
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eddie_baby
The Geek Next Door
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 2288
Location: between alpha and omega
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Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:23 pm |
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ouch! time to get a security cam on those buses and start prosecuting. Destruction of public property carries a nice fine, if not jail time  |
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Stealthr4v3r
Mother Superior
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3113
Location: West Chester, PA
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Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:24 pm |
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| My fucking back is killing me! |
Yeah, I'd be pretty tir.. erk! ack! *SKLORSH!!* *thump*
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PUN AVERTED
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Vanblade
Lifeless Reject
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 2911
Location: My pants are haunted!
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Mon Dec 01, 2003 9:48 pm |
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thank you pun assassin...I didnt need to break out the crow bar |
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BrianW
Court Jester
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 7505
Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark
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Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:54 am |
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Can we get a horrible sexual innuendo assassin too? |
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 4054
Location: Here
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Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:29 am |
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| Can we get a horrible sexual innuendo assassin too? |
we could, but he'd have to kill you. and you don't want that, do you? |
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BrianW
Court Jester
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 7505
Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark
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Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:13 am |
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As long as Al is taken down in the ensueing fireball, I'm willing to take one for the team. |
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Vanblade
Lifeless Reject
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 2911
Location: My pants are haunted!
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Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:15 am |
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I got no problem with any of you goin down! except on me  |
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pomenti
Barely Adequate
Joined: 10 May 2003
Posts: 1946
Location: No longer lost.
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Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:55 am |
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The sexual innuendo assassin couldn't handle my innuendo, if ya know what I mean  |
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BrianW
Court Jester
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 7505
Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark
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Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:21 am |
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DIE DIE DIE |
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Stealthr4v3r
Mother Superior
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3113
Location: West Chester, PA
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Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:22 am |
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Vanblade
Lifeless Reject
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 2911
Location: My pants are haunted!
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Sarah
Tech House Lapcandy
Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 307
Location: chillin' in the no rent zone at the 'rents
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:44 pm |
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i'll add in another
DIE DIE DIE.
bad al. |
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pomenti
Barely Adequate
Joined: 10 May 2003
Posts: 1946
Location: No longer lost.
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:57 pm |
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thank you all for your support. without you all the quality (or lack thereof) of these innuendos just wouldn't be possible. i'm glad i have the stamina to keep putting out for each and every one of you |
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Fearsome Anna
Bad Kitty Kitty!
Joined: 04 May 2003
Posts: 657
Location: warm, sunny Tampa Bay!
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:26 pm |
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you ain't puttin' out for me EVER |
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