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Vanblade
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

somebody slashed 10 tires over the weekend and I had to change them all. 8 of which were on the 2 1/2 ton fucking turtle-top buses!! My fucking back is killing me! I am now changing my middle name from blair to firestone!
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eddie_baby
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ouch! time to get a security cam on those buses and start prosecuting. Destruction of public property carries a nice fine, if not jail time Twisted Evil

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Stealthr4v3r
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Vanblade wrote:
My fucking back is killing me!


Yeah, I'd be pretty tir.. erk! ack! *SKLORSH!!* *thump*


PUN-ASSASSIN V2.0 wrote:

PUN AVERTED

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Vanblade
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thank you pun assassin...I didnt need to break out the crow bar
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BrianW
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Can we get a horrible sexual innuendo assassin too?

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maslow
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BrianW wrote:
Can we get a horrible sexual innuendo assassin too?


we could, but he'd have to kill you. and you don't want that, do you?

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BrianW
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As long as Al is taken down in the ensueing fireball, I'm willing to take one for the team.

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Vanblade
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got no problem with any of you goin down! except on me Smile
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pomenti
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The sexual innuendo assassin couldn't handle my innuendo, if ya know what I mean Wink

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BrianW
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DIE DIE DIE

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Stealthr4v3r
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DIE DIE DIE
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Vanblade
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

the the the what?
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Sarah
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i'll add in another

DIE DIE DIE.

bad al.

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pomenti
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thank you all for your support. without you all the quality (or lack thereof) of these innuendos just wouldn't be possible. i'm glad i have the stamina to keep putting out for each and every one of you Wink

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Fearsome Anna
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

you ain't puttin' out for me EVER

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