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TheCheat
Emophile
Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 36
Location: newark and jer-zee!
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:13 pm |
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why does winter suck so bad????
i now know why xmas is in december rather than september when jesus was actually born....b/c otherwise, people would be horrifically depressed with no reason to live (or just moreso than normal).
now someone needs to have a warm and fuzzy party.
things that could be at the warm and fuzzy party:
a fireplace
kittens
chocolate
outlet(s) for my sexual frustration
alcohol
blankets and pillows.
alright, who else is in?  |
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Stoker
I is illiterate
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 176
Location: Newark, DE
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:26 pm |
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And perhaps we could braid each others hair while we're at it. :P |
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TheCheat
Emophile
Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 36
Location: newark and jer-zee!
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:34 pm |
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hahaha
good one.
but no, my hair's too short to braid and not look stupid. =P |
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Stoker
I is illiterate
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 176
Location: Newark, DE
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:39 pm |
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Well agree for the most, and would love to join ya, bar some of the aboves, heheh. |
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TheCheat
Emophile
Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 36
Location: newark and jer-zee!
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 2:59 pm |
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what???? who doesnt love a contained fire!!!!!! =P |
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Strife
The Flogger
Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 240
Location: chester of the west
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:44 pm |
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NO CATS
The rest of the stuff is cool- except for the blankets and pillows, and the outlet for your sexual frustration.
Does anyone even have a fireplace?
Cuz that would rock balls |
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Debbie
Geek In Training
Joined: 25 Jun 2003
Posts: 50
Location: the mean streets of newark
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:27 pm |
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you really do need the cats. sitting by a fire under a blanket isn't the same without a kitty. especially if you also don't have an outlet for sexual frustration, which would distract you from your kittylessness. |
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HyLander42
Crazy Guy with Knife
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 1441
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:29 pm |
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Lighting cats on fire is definitely a good way to relax. |
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el loser
Sexual Educator
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 1750
Location: qunatico, va
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:42 pm |
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um, persoanlly, i love the winter because of the snow and the cold and everything else....
and i have cats, blankets, pillows, and hot cocoa but sexual frustrations will not be taken out on me or my cats... plus, i have no fireplace to amuse me with... (oooo fire.....)
but anytime anyone wants to come down here they're more then welcome- just give me at least a days notice so i can clean the cat smell out of my house and, well, clean my apartment. it's messy. |
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Sarah
Tech House Lapcandy
Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 307
Location: chillin' in the no rent zone at the 'rents
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:38 pm |
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| Lighting cats on fire is definitely a good way to relax. |
no! nononononononono!!!!
bad mike! no brownie! |
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Fearsome Anna
Bad Kitty Kitty!
Joined: 04 May 2003
Posts: 657
Location: warm, sunny Tampa Bay!
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:43 pm |
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i'll bring my kitty cats! but i already have an outlet for sexual needs...called jordon  |
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bigsado
Mistress E
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 3353
Location: planet earth (most days anyhow)
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:47 pm |
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i have a fireplace  |
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pomenti
Barely Adequate
Joined: 10 May 2003
Posts: 1946
Location: No longer lost.
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:58 pm |
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yes, but no burning cats! in my home 'hot pussy' has a completely different meaning  |
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Fearsome Anna
Bad Kitty Kitty!
Joined: 04 May 2003
Posts: 657
Location: warm, sunny Tampa Bay!
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Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:25 pm |
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auuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh poke my eyes and eardrums out with red-hot iron! kill me, kill me! |
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bigsado
Mistress E
Joined: 02 May 2003
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Location: planet earth (most days anyhow)
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ditto |
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