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TheCheat
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

why does winter suck so bad????

i now know why xmas is in december rather than september when jesus was actually born....b/c otherwise, people would be horrifically depressed with no reason to live (or just moreso than normal).

now someone needs to have a warm and fuzzy party.

things that could be at the warm and fuzzy party:

a fireplace
kittens
chocolate
outlet(s) for my sexual frustration
alcohol
blankets and pillows.

alright, who else is in? Smile

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Stoker
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And perhaps we could braid each others hair while we're at it. :P

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TheCheat
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hahaha

good one.

but no, my hair's too short to braid and not look stupid. =P

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well agree for the most, and would love to join ya, bar some of the aboves, heheh.

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TheCheat
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

what???? who doesnt love a contained fire!!!!!! =P

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Strife
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NO CATS
The rest of the stuff is cool- except for the blankets and pillows, and the outlet for your sexual frustration.
Does anyone even have a fireplace?
Cuz that would rock balls

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

you really do need the cats. sitting by a fire under a blanket isn't the same without a kitty. especially if you also don't have an outlet for sexual frustration, which would distract you from your kittylessness.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lighting cats on fire is definitely a good way to relax.
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el loser
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

um, persoanlly, i love the winter because of the snow and the cold and everything else....


and i have cats, blankets, pillows, and hot cocoa but sexual frustrations will not be taken out on me or my cats... plus, i have no fireplace to amuse me with... (oooo fire.....)

but anytime anyone wants to come down here they're more then welcome- just give me at least a days notice so i can clean the cat smell out of my house and, well, clean my apartment. it's messy.

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Sarah
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HyLander42 wrote:
Lighting cats on fire is definitely a good way to relax.


no! nononononononono!!!!

bad mike! no brownie!

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Fearsome Anna
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i'll bring my kitty cats! but i already have an outlet for sexual needs...called jordon Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i have a fireplace Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bigsado wrote:
i have a fireplace Very Happy


yes, but no burning cats! in my home 'hot pussy' has a completely different meaning Shocked

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Fearsome Anna
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

auuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh poke my eyes and eardrums out with red-hot iron! kill me, kill me!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ditto

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