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bigsado
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ok, so i went to the pep boys around the corner from my house this morning for an oil change. got there at 8:15. they said it would be 40 min. so i am thinking "great i will be out of here at 9. gives me plenty of time to do my work...."

WRONG!!!

fuckers took over 2 1/2 hours for my oil change! i did not leave there til 11!!!! i could have driven back to the place i used to go near my rents house, gotten an oil change, and gotten back here in less time!!!

motherfuc!@#~!@$ grumble grumble.....

ok, i feel slightly better now....

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i go to the jiffy lube on cottman and algon, they are usually 15 to 30 mins.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

that is definitely something i don't miss now that i'm devoid of personal transportation...

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...or just change it yourself in 5 minutes...

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bigsado
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

even if i knew how, it is too damn cold out! with windchill it is 15 degrees today! pass.

the only time i like the cold is when i am skiing Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

befriend a mechanic. You get great service that way.

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bigsado
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

is anyone here a mechanic?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, but once I saw a good porno that had a mechanic getting laid.. does that help?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

KieranHorn wrote:
No, but once I saw a good porno that had a mechanic getting laid.. does that help?


damnit, they let that out again?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

p.s.

does that porn help you "lube" in a "jiffy"?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

maslow wrote:
does that porn help you "lube" in a "jiffy"?


see! see! i'm not the only one with innuendos! Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, but I did use my nozzle, and dispensed my fuel..

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 5:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oh, holy jesus. Razz

that was terrible, you guys. all of it. i hurt now.

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bigsado
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

there should be something about a tailpipe in there....

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

and for a while there i thought that this topic would be least likely to attract such comments...

i have been proven wrong...

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