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Uty
Tang Soo Techie


Joined: 03 May 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's not all it's cracked up to be. After ten years I'm getting tired of my moniker.

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Tigger
Tech House Child Molester


Joined: 02 May 2003
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Location: Dovah

PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ew.

Just.. ew.

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BrianW
Court Jester


Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 7505
Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark

PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

from gtalk, but close enough

Rob: then i advise you to go west young man!
no wait...
something like that
Brian: i get better advice from the tea leaves in the bottom of my mug
AND I'M ALL OUT OF TEA BITCHES!
Rob: i dont think duke drinks tea
or decaff for that matter
Brian: duke...nukem?
Rob: hai
Brian: ohhhhh, sorry, i was doing the Duke of Earl...i'll come in again
Rob: hehe

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Tigger
Tech House Child Molester


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Location: Dovah

PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The ladies should be able to appreciate the humor in this one..


[22:59] Tigger1fic: plus to pull off that suit i'm going to do some major landscaping.
[23:00] Spring: Trimming of the bush, eh?
[23:00] Tigger1fic: trimming is an understatement
[23:00] Tigger1fic: I'm going to need a bushhog
[23:00] Spring: I need to take a weekwacker to mine.
[23:00] Tigger1fic: weekwacker?
[23:00] Tigger1fic: hehehe
[23:00] Spring: Goddamned mess down there.
[23:00] Spring: weed!
[23:00] Spring: I can type, really!
[23:01] Tigger1fic: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuureyou can
[23:01] Tigger1fic: I'm going to need a machete and a pith helmet.
[23:01] Spring: LMFAO
[23:01] Tigger1fic: one with a light on it
[23:02] Spring: Just incase.
[23:02] Tigger1fic: Don't want to get lost
[23:04] Spring: Better take a GPS too, then.
[23:04] Tigger1fic: hehe
[23:04] Tigger1fic: It's a shame we can't give all those bad boyfriends a GPS to find certain.. areas...
[23:06] Spring: No shit.

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BrianW
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Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brian: http://www.hobbytron.com/hobbytron-wholesale.html
Get your office to buy a case, then we can have cross office squadron fights

Rob: haha
well, we are a little more corperate here
i dont know if that would... wait for it... fly

Brian: i banish you to the cubicle nearest Maz

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chickiepie
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Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 2046

PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

theladychristi
12:22 The owner of hooters died today at age 69 - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5187252.stm

sw
12:22 We should all go to Hooters again next week to pay our respects

theladychristi
12:22 I think paying respects should always involve boobies.

sw
12:23 hahahah
12:23 and wings

theladychristi
12:23 yes!!

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bigsado
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Joined: 02 May 2003
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Location: planet earth (most days anyhow)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

chickiepie wrote:
theladychristi
12:22 The owner of hooters died today at age 69 - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5187252.stm


the guy who invented cheesesteaks died today Crying or Very sad

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pomenti
Barely Adequate


Joined: 10 May 2003
Posts: 1946
Location: No longer lost.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This wasn't and AIM quote, but rather a quote from a fortune cookie I got after eating some chinese food:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."

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Miles
Evil Lurks in the Heart of Me!


Joined: 05 May 2003
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Location: With Julie :)

PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My best fortune cookie was:

"You like chineese food."
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chickiepie
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wiska2233: mmm... I may have said a little too much to the fact, yes - told her I loved her

Christi: uh oh
how did she react?

Wiska2233: do, but I think it mya have been to soon to say it

Christi: hehe it is a little too soon, maybe

Wiska2233: said she normally waits until after the first argument

Christi: oh, that's an interesting rule

Wiska2233: so I told her that her hair looks aweful and she should shave her head

Christi: you two just get along to well to say I love you, huh?
ROFL

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AirwolfPSU
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Joined: 03 Nov 2005
Posts: 118
Location: B-more

PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yordana924: My friend said something I thought you'd find funny
AirwolfPSU: shoot
Yordana924: "I love Jesus, he tastes great in wafer form"

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maslow
Professional Pun Person


Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 4054
Location: Here

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Brian says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Welcometoatlanticcity.JPG
Rachel says:
what a waste of space
Brian says:
the file you mean?
Rachel says:
yes
Brian says:
Sad
Brian says:
that isnt the real sign
Brian says:
its the sign thats over route 40
Rachel says:
someone's donated money has gone to keeping that pictue available, with nothing useful, and it wasn't even cropped down
Brian says:
Ok then

....

Brian says:
http://fundraising.wikimedia.org/ongoing/index.php/2006-08-25/detail/
Brian says:
check the bottom
Rachel says:
I love it
Rachel says:
haha
Brian says:
Smile

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AirwolfPSU
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tigger1fic: I thought Jews can't have meat and eggs and food on the same plate or something
AirwolfPSU: hahahaha
AirwolfPSU: it's meat and dairy
AirwolfPSU: and I don't follow that
Tigger1fic: eggs and milk both come out of cows
AirwolfPSU: look at that for a second...
Tigger1fic: what?
AirwolfPSU: eggs and milk?
Tigger1fic: damnit

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bigsado
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Joined: 02 May 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

eggs are neither meat nor dairy, they are considered "pareve".

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HyLander42
Crazy Guy with Knife


Joined: 03 May 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They still don't come from cows.
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