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bigsado
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HyLander42 wrote:
They still don't come from cows.


i know, i understand why it was funny, but i was just explaining

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HyLander42
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

bigsado wrote:
HyLander42 wrote:
They still don't come from cows.


i know, i understand why it was funny, but i was just explaining


And I was explaining *because* it was funny.
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Tigger
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can we just forget the whole thing and pretend I'm NOT an idiot? Thanks.

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HyLander42
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tigger wrote:
Can we just forget the whole thing and pretend I'm NOT an idiot? Thanks.


No: pick one or the other!
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Uty
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tigger wrote:
Can we just forget the whole thing and pretend I'm NOT an idiot? Thanks.


Fortunately for you pot has made my memory horrible ... fortunately for you ... um ... why these pancakes???

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
Tigger wrote:
Can we just forget the whole thing and pretend I'm NOT an idiot? Thanks.


Fortunately for you pot has made my memory horrible ... fortunately for you ... um ... why these pancakes???


mmmmmmmmmmm pancakes

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bigsado
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tigger wrote:
Uty wrote:
Tigger wrote:
Can we just forget the whole thing and pretend I'm NOT an idiot? Thanks.


Fortunately for you pot has made my memory horrible ... fortunately for you ... um ... why these pancakes???


mmmmmmmmmmm pancakes



mmmm, choc chip pancakes Very Happy

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

twineriffic (2:54:09 PM): I need to think of christmas present ideas.
twineriffic (2:54:12 PM): stupid christmas.
Sprink (2:55:08 PM): Muzzle for the dog.
Sprink (2:55:26 PM): Blow up doll for brother.
twineriffic (2:55:37 PM): I think he'd rather have a job at this point.
twineriffic (2:55:43 PM): Muzzle sounds good though.
Sprink (2:56:02 PM): Okay, cheap hooker. He can have his choice between a hand job or blow job.

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maslow
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rob: did brian send you the link to the grammar nazi site?
me: nope
he did tell me he wanted a grammar book, which I thought was odd
then he called me a grammar snob
what's this link?
Rob: http://www.grammarsnobs.com/
snobs... nazis... whats the difference?
me: lol
Rob: (besides 6x10^6 jews)

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Uty
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What is the deal with the phrase "grammar nazi" anyway? Is there an arithmetic KKK?

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Vanblade
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah they preserve the racial purity of uhm...integers...
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BrianW
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Vanblade wrote:
yeah they preserve the racial purity of uhm...integers...


They're quite...irrational.

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bigsado
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

me: i would so do a.c. slater
patti: nah, i wouldn't wanna be with him
me: never said i wanted a relationship with him. i just wanna sleep with him.
patti: the only one night stand i would have is with sting
me: sting is into tantric sex. it'd be more like a 4 day stand.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bigsado wrote:
me: i would so do a.c. slater
patti: nah, i wouldn't wanna be with him
me: never said i wanted a relationship with him. i just wanna sleep with him.
patti: the only one night stand i would have is with sting
me: sting is into tantric sex. it'd be more like a 4 day stand.


hey! are you corrupting my sister?!?! Razz
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maslow
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BrianW wrote:
Vanblade wrote:
yeah they preserve the racial purity of uhm...integers...


They're quite...irrational.


pulling a Maz!!

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