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bigsado
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TiggerTuf wrote:


hey! are you corrupting my sister?!?! Razz



that's why she moved in with me. she likes it this way, baby! Very Happy

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*resurrecting this thread*

Tigger1fic: Dude, completely off topic, but do you ever feel weird going into Arby's and ordering a large number 2?
MixolAtWork: lol, you're fired
Tigger1fic: I have to concentrate hard so I don't say "I'll take a large number 2"
Tigger1fic: so they don't give me that look like "yah, you will after this sammich"
MixolAtWork: oh man, that's too fucking funny
MixolAtWork: "i'll have a large number 2" "that'll be about an hour, sir"
Tigger1fic: "Not the way I shit, son"
MixolAtWork: now i'm gonna laugh so hard pee will come out the next time we go

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

C'mon people, I'm tryin' here!! Smile


Rachel: I don't even know most of the names of hte maroon5 songs
and it's not like there are that many
me: I don't know a lot of them either
Kiwi! I know that one!
Rachel: Infatuation!
Harder to Breathe!
me: Can't Stop!
Rachel: Wake Up Call!
me: Secret!
Fuck Your Mom In The Ass!
Rachel: Sunday Morning!
hahaha
yes
that's Adam LEvine's finest song
me: It is
Rachel: also "I licked your brothers balls while he was sleeping"
me: LOL
Rachel: one of his biggest hits
me: and "I have a jar of peanut butter, can I dog sit for you?"
Rachel: LOL
god we're evil

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maslow
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just for Kate Smile


me: ew
I think we need a new topic
So, how about them pretzels
Kate: mmmmm pretzels
I'm hungry
me: I have the cheddar mini sticks
they are faboo
Kate: you bitch
if I were there I'd punch you and steal them
and I mean that in the most loving way possible

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pretzels

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TheSumner
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

me, answering corporate law questions to a fellow law student

CardozosChoice (7:09:36 PM): i thought it was a separate thing - like a service for corps who chose to use it
satantrismegiste (7:09:24 PM): http://www.sec.gov/edgar.shtml
CardozosChoice (7:10:27 PM): cool
CardozosChoice (7:11:02 PM): it would be awesome to file a document that read "all your base are belong to us" and have it get posted to edgar...
CardozosChoice (7:11:11 PM): im delirious
satantrismegiste (7:10:42 PM): yes yes you are

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BrianW
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kate: hey, do men like getting cologne for xmas?
me: if it's one that will make their lady go into heat, yes
Kate: LOL
me: put a little post-it note that says 'makes me randy' on it before you wrap it
Kate: I should buy this stuff then

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BrianW
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

9:24 AM me: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=28711&only
9:26 AM Rob: huh, maybe they need to try more appeasement?
me: aside from nuking israel, what else are /the spanish/ going to do?
9:27 AM i suppose they could vote hamas into their gov't and abolish their constitution
9:28 AM Rob: actually, that might do it
I think the islamists might still be pissed about the reconquista
9:29 AM me: NO ONE EXPECTS THE MUSLIM INQUISITION!
Rob: haha
me: Our weapon is FEAR...
and TERROR
9:30 AM Terror AND Fear
9:32 AM Fear, Terror, explosive evening wear and a more than fanatical devotion to a religion so backward that L.R. Hubbard just pees himself when he thinks about it.
...I'll come in again.
Rob: hehe

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Via text messages:


(Earlier in the day I text messaged Brian that I was listening to a song called "Sensual Eruption")
Kate: Now "Stinkfist" is on the radio!!
Brian: You should call Delilah and request that for your new husband who's so far away. It would be cute.
Kate: "And remember Joe, 'anal' isn't a dirty word!"
Brian: I would make a terrible late night soft rock DJ. "Going out to Melissa in Hartford: Lick It Before You Stick It."

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maslow
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brian: I spell colloquialism right on the first try. I am your mother-fucking god!
spelt
spelled
me: hahahahaha
Brian: fuck, epic fail.
me: to TH!
Brian: fuckity fuck fuck

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Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left...Yes, the freeway ends....Because the continent ends, dipshit.
--Hermosa Beach, California
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BrianW
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

(10:54:13 AM) Mixolyde: http://blog.jimmyr.com/pics/186_4.jpg
(10:54:44 AM) tigger1fic: you should send that to joe
(10:58:09 AM) Mixolyde: i might have already, but if not, there it goes again
(10:58:50 AM) tigger1fic: oooh consorting with my husband behind my back, eh?
(11:19:51 AM) Mixolyde: consorting is hardly the term i'd use
(11:20:11 AM) Mixolyde: i'd probably invent something silly sounding like strategering
(11:20:17 AM) Mixolyde: or conspiritating
(11:21:12 AM) tigger1fic: I wish I were strategering in his pants right now. Sigh.
(11:21:19 AM) Mixolyde: me too, *sigh*
(11:21:21 AM) Mixolyde: errr...wait
(11:21:28 AM) tigger1fic: He's mine, back off
(11:21:50 AM) tigger1fic: I know the military has that 'don't ask, don't tell' policy, but I don't.

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DanMeltzer
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Daniel Meltzer: I overfed my fish yesterday by accident (by "overfed", I mean "I accidentally dumped in about half of the thing of food, and then scooped out whatever I could get at"), so I didn't feed them today, and they're looking mighty unhappy with me now
Not Me: well they better be thankful they're looking at you at all.
Not Me: fish are dumb and overeat
Daniel Meltzer: ...... have you looked around you lately?
Not Me: hahah
Not Me: touche
Daniel Meltzer: that was awesome
Daniel Meltzer: I'm proud of that moment

I do social commentary now.

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is what happens when the kids watch Planet Earth, Joe and I MST3k it on AIM.... I think this was during the one about penguins.

bluefirebeast (7:14:26 PM): alex just repeated "to breed"
tigger1fic (7:14:30 PM): d'oh
bluefirebeast (7:16:18 PM): location location location, it's where the chicks are at.
tigger1fic (7:16:43 PM): look at all those white bitches
bluefirebeast (7:17:47 PM): white chicks dear
tigger1fic (7:17:53 PM): meh

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