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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.boreme.com/bm/JAN05/a/vw-suicide-bomber/fr.htm

mua ha ha ha!

Superior German engineering foils terrorist.



[note: for all you pansies, the ad is fake, don't get your knickers in a twist]

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What's that phrase we used for bad grenade rolls in close quarters? Oh yeah...'chunky salsa.'

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HAHAHA!!! VWs Rock!!

P.S. I love my GTI.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Yellow Dart wrote:
HAHAHA!!! VWs Rock!!

P.S. I love my GTI.


W00t! People's car represent!

I love my VR6 Jetta!

when it fucking works right...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

have you all seen the Ford cat commercial? (also fake- but not really). It's somewhere on www.myjokemail.com (NSFW) under videos. In the ad industry we think ford released it as a real ad, but distributed as fake to drum up internet publicity. vw catching on???

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well these internet-only ads really work out for the business. I'll admit that I've had a few nutragrain bars lately AND I'M FEELING GREAT!

Edit: Guess VW isn't behind it after all.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
Well these internet-only ads really work out for the business. I'll admit that I've had a few nutragrain bars lately AND I'M FEELING GREAT!

Edit: Guess VW isn't behind it after all.


We need to start sending these VWs to Iraq - they are cheaper than the Humvee up-armor kits. Rolling Eyes We could even include a Darwin Award free with each car.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh yeah, it was posted as a fake on the site where I found the link. It's still beautiful though.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MajorKong wrote:
Uty wrote:
Well these internet-only ads really work out for the business. I'll admit that I've had a few nutragrain bars lately AND I'M FEELING GREAT!

Edit: Guess VW isn't behind it after all.


We need to start sending these VWs to Iraq - they are cheaper than the Humvee up-armor kits. Rolling Eyes We could even include a Darwin Award free with each car.


Don't forget Saudi Arabia and Palestine too. Budding terrorists would like nice cars, wouldn't they? heh heh. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In case you guys care, the Polo body is basically what the new GTIs are going to look like now (only a bit larger). Needless to say I hate them because now they look like the new Civic Si's (which I hate with a passion).

Check out www.vwvortex.com for more details.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BTW that Ford ad was freaking awesome!! I wish they made more commercials like that...

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
Guess VW isn't behind it after all.


And it looks like it's over, thanks to an apology.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

article wrote:
Volkswagen had lodged a criminal complaint last week over the ad, which it called "an attack on Volkswagen's good name."


VW wrote:
We insist - our products are not humorous. Also, killing terrorists is bad.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:

VW wrote:
We insist - our products are not humorous. Also, killing terrorists is bad.


I want to know what car maker says that killing terrorists is good so I can purchase their wares...

BMW wrote:
We totally support the killing of all je\h\hterrorists... as long as they are poor.
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