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Uty
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WARNING: 90% of banks will not cash your Discover paycheck

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why not? If you have an account at the bank, they should be able to cash your check against your account.
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Uty
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's a joke man ... kinda like this.

Futurama wrote:

Oh, I'll pay with my mastercard.

Sorry sir, mastercard went out of business 500 years ago.

Ok, I'll pay with my visa.

Sorry sir, visa went out of business 400 years ago.

Can I pay with my discover?

Oh. We don't take discover.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Snouffer is one of our 'special needs' posters.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

it would've helped if it'd been funny

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

no, I don't even think that would have helped...

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Check duPont (www.dupont.com) - they have a couple of accounting openings.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

fieemully wrote:
OK if I haven't found a job in a few weeks I may be homeless, in which case then yes I would apply to bennigans. See it is not bennigans I have a problem with, it is the "Mulligan Menu" because, as a Mulligan it is kinda annoying. But having said that I may have to think on it. You say in a few weeks, any idea when and where I should apply.

Thanks,

Fiona Mulligan Very Happy


any time your little heart desires...just stop by the restaurant and fill out an application....it's kinda silly cause you have to do two interviews and such, but the people are pretty cool. i'm not exactly sure when they're starting their hiring binge, but it needs to be before classes start and everyone's availability goes down to zero, and they're always taking applications....sorry i can't be more helpful!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You have been very heplful. Thank you all. Keep it coming..

Maz, I went to the discover thing yesterday. It was mainly call center and jobs I wasn't quilified for. I can't do call centers, tried and I am terrible at them. Sad

Guys thanks for all of your advice but you gotta remember I am nine credit from an Assoc Degree. So all of these things that call for BA/BS aren't looking for me. And I don't have 3-5yrs exp.

Very Happy Love ya all for helping though

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The way you were talking, I thought you had a degee already. If I get a chance, I'll keep looking.

Monster also allows you to search for internships. I know some of them pay so it may be worth looking into. Another place to check would be any legal firms (not sure if I said this already) in the area. They would love the help and I'm sure would be willing to pay a little now and a lot later once you get your degree.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

fieemully wrote:
Thanks, that last one was about my speed. I am working for my Accounting Degree. i am 9 credits short of my Assoc degree. Then I'll look at 4 yr programs.


Sorry it was on the first page Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My girl got the jobness! Yay Fiee!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

puddlejumpchick wrote:
My girl got the jobness! Yay Fiee!!!!!


Congratulations Fiee! I am glad something worked out for you.

Guess that I can stop looking! Very Happy

I was about to suggest the Army - then maybe you could straighten out the $1900 those bozos owe me from this Summer! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My Intermediate Accounting Prof (worked in the Budget office) told me the government accounting office doesn't look for anything under $3 Mil. Otherwise its a waste of time. Good luck finding your $1900.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

eddie_baby wrote:
My Intermediate Accounting Prof (worked in the Budget office) told me the government accounting office doesn't look for anything under $3 Mil. Otherwise its a waste of time. Good luck finding your $1900.


I figure that if they don't pay me what they owe me, I will file a small claims suit against Donald Rumsfeld. Twisted Evil

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