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Tigger
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And I trusted these people!!!


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Those are beautiful. Cherish them, that they may one day be shown to significant-others, with malice in your heart. (I'd take credit for them myself, if I were you.)

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can see it now...

It's 2050 and your sons are running for President and Vice-President. They have strong support and almost a shoo-in, but the evil opponent displays a holovid of the future leaders of the free-world in a fluffy hat and antlers. Suddenly the popular opinion turns and they lose. We are then thrust into a nuclear war and everyone grows a third ear.

All because of a few pictures. The humanity!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

your boys look as if they're trying to say "what the fuck is going on?"

now, where the hell did you find a babysitter like this? cuz they're just weird...

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahaha, it was probably family! Am I right?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Could be worse I guess...

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

wow

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well. Now I'm glad I didn't have a baby shower after all. And to think I was ticked about no free gifts. Sheesh.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you had it at home and kept the knives away from Sean, you would have been fine.

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Tigger
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Men aren't allowed at baby showers anyway!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

not necessarily true. Tho usually that's for the father. Markley's cousins did a hysterical one, where they had a "diaper on the baby doll" competition.

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