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Uty
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My roomate just started seeing this girl. They spend a lot of time together. She is nice, interesting, attractive. And he really likes her. So I'm happy.

She has an ex-boyfriend who will not leave me the fuck alone. I am getting to the point where I seriously want to hit this guy. Keeps on coming over to my house. Demanding to be let in at 2 am while they are fucking and I have to work the next day. Demanding to know where they are. One of his friends even told me he had a "rescue operation" planned where a whole bunch of punk rockers would storm my house and "rescue" her from my roomate. (They will need to bring a lot of friends because they will have to go through 280 pounds of black belt and 70 pounds of angry mutt.)

This guy needs to grow a set of balls and just realize that his ex-girlfriend is his EX FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. He is not entitled to know where she is. He is not entitled to come in my house and talk to her. He needs to be a man. If he wants to be pathetic he could at least do it on someone else's time. This is pissing me off so much.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<joking>
Put a thousand amps of direct current on your doorknob and tell him to come in.
</joking>

Sorry Uty. I just hate stupid people. Guess you can always call the cops, too.

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Stealthr4v3r
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

With what passes for 'punk rockers' these days, I don't see how they would make it through a 70lb whitebelt...

Anyway that sucks. Tell him to fuck off and if that doesn't work, call the fuzz.
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Snouffman
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, Uty, if you need help, I'm a 200 lb yellow belt... but I own a gun Smile and I'm trying to get a hold of this guy I knew who could bascially rubber stamp my permit to carry application.
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The Yellow Dart
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you need to tell him at least part of that rant. It may or may not help. If you follow that up with not-so-vague threats about being disturbed at 2am, he may get the point.

Then again, there's no helping some people. Still, it sounds as if you need some sort of "intervention" to get rid of this guy. Arrangements can be made involving a large burlap sack, an empty cargo van, and a field halfway between Newark and Oxford, PA.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooh Ooh! like in that scene in Office Space with the fax machine????
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Snouffman wrote:
Ooh Ooh! like in that scene in Office Space with the fax machine????


BRILLIANT!

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Uty
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Yellow Dart wrote:
I think you need to tell him at least part of that rant. It may or may not help. If you follow that up with not-so-vague threats about being disturbed at 2am, he may get the point.


So far I have only intimidated him once, and lightly. That was the 2am night. I said "you are seriously pissing me off and you need to get off my property right now." Mind you that was the second time he had come over that night.

When I do heavy intimidation I say things like "I'm going to go get my shoes and if you're still here when I get back, I'm kicking your ass."
(Actually said that once when I was living on Madison.)

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd love for this to happen while we're gaming one night. While we may not be intimidating fellows, a black belt, a brown belt, a purple belt and a yellow belt can be intimidating in a group.

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Uty
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

These people don't even know I'm a black belt. (Well, the girl does now, because she was hanging out with my roomate when I got back from class last night.) I'm just really big and not to be fucked with in their opinion.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd call the cops. If only for the cover of being able to say you tried to let them handle it. A lot of times that's enough to shut somebody down, if its not they can't say you didn't try to resolve it peacefully before kicking the crap out of him.

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France
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who is this guy Uty. Anyone who frequents my bar? If so I can probably get the whole thing taken care of pretty easily.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I should tell you the stories of my sister-in-law's ex-boyfriends sometime
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Uty
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

France wrote:
Who is this guy Uty. Anyone who frequents my bar? If so I can probably get the whole thing taken care of pretty easily.


I only know his first name. Which is Nate. I call him Crazy Nate.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
France wrote:
Who is this guy Uty. Anyone who frequents my bar? If so I can probably get the whole thing taken care of pretty easily.


I only know his first name. Which is Nate. I call him Crazy Nate.


No no, Crazy Nate live down in DC Smile
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