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Steveness
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...from kicking the stupid deer 'till it stopped moving. I hate deer. Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

? nani?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

uh, why were you kicking a deer? anyway, hope your foot feels better!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, why kick it when you have a perfectly good car to run it over with?

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Steveness
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well the deer decided to attempt to jump over my hood, in the process damaging my front bumper, folding the front of my fiberglass hood, and decapitating my mustang logo.

He looked like he might get up and start running, so I jumped out of the car and made sure he didn't. I also drove by to make sure he was there after work - and he was, covered in flies. I still hate deer.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bambi and her offspring were admiring my truck this morning on the loop road behind our Data Center (I arrive at work very early).

I just hope the new housing development going up next door doesn't destroy what habitat they have left to the point where they go elsewhere - it is nice seeing some wildlife around here.

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Steveness
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

About as nice as seeing rats in the streets. Deer are just rats with longer legs and more weight.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's too bad he didn't do enough damage that you could have gotten insurance money for the car. That way you wouldn't have to worry about driving a theft magnet around like you were lamenting earlier

(I apologize if this comes across crass; I'm being pseudo serious about it)

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Steveness
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah - but I only have liability now...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Steveness wrote:
About as nice as seeing rats in the streets. Deer are just rats with longer legs and more weight.


Not true, rats are cute.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That totally sucks. My only question, why didn't you take that perfectly good meat home?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

nice one, Ed.


That really really sucks babe

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think it's legal to take home road-kill... even if it's your own doing. You're supposed to call state police, or fish-and-game, or someone, I think. They may allow you to take it on a case-by-case basis, though.

At least, I know that's the law in VT... not sure about other places.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

neight wrote:
I don't think it's legal to take home road-kill... even if it's your own doing. You're supposed to call state police, or fish-and-game, or someone, I think. They may allow you to take it on a case-by-case basis, though.

At least, I know that's the law in VT... not sure about other places.


You are allowed to keep it in West Virginia. But since the only reason I know that is the news coverage it got when the law was passed, I suspect WV's the only state that lets you do so.
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