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BrianW
Court Jester
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 7505
Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark
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Wed May 21, 2003 8:20 am |
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You don't have to format them nicely, but stick 'em in here anyway
Stealth R4v3r: well, im a sweet guy
Stealth R4v3r: cause i REALLY care
Stealth R4v3r: i care a lot
Stealth R4v3r: i love my fellow man
MixolAtWork: yeah
Stealth R4v3r: with a shotgun... |
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Fearsome Anna
Bad Kitty Kitty!
Joined: 04 May 2003
Posts: 657
Location: warm, sunny Tampa Bay!
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Thu May 22, 2003 1:52 am |
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is this a surprise? we all know of rob's disdain for his fellow human beings
well, the really stupid ones at least  |
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BrianW
Court Jester
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 7505
Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark
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Thu May 22, 2003 8:08 am |
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Generally speaking my hatred/annoyance for a person is directly proportional to their ignorance. The more someone is 'keeping it real,' the more I want to remove them from the gene pool...violently...explosively... |
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 4054
Location: Here
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Thu May 22, 2003 4:26 pm |
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theladychristi (4:33:58 PM): weird al undies. there's a thought
Maslow Me (4:34:14 PM): lol
Maslow Me (4:34:19 PM): i want him up against me...
theladychristi (5:18:40 PM): ew! he's kinda wrinkly old for my tastes. tho I have seen him in some shots where he looks vaguely like Eddie Vedder. That dude's just tasty
theladychristi (5:18:42 PM): 
Maslow Me (5:19:21 PM): hahahah
Maslow Me (5:19:25 PM): wrinkly odl?
Maslow Me (5:19:26 PM): he's not that old
Maslow Me (5:19:28 PM): what, 40??
theladychristi (5:19:46 PM): *wrinkles nose* oooooold
theladychristi (5:20:36 PM): way past his sexual prime. tho I suppose he could make you laugh in bed.
theladychristi (5:20:50 PM): wait! ew!
Maslow Me (5:21:20 PM): lol
theladychristi (5:21:26 PM): yes. old. |
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Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left...Yes, the freeway ends....Because the continent ends, dipshit.
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eponymous
E Ponymous Unum
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 1482
Location: Suprisingly enough, still somewhere in the top five... for now.
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Fri May 23, 2003 12:40 am |
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My profile is regularly updated with them. Currently featured:
Hawkmoon962: JEANNETTE SMASH!
JackRoyale: and I'm not afraid
JackRoyale: afraid of being a man
JackRoyale: a banana-man
JackRoyale: schoolgirls beat very well...
"I'm not doing this to block you out, I'm doing it to prevent blood from leaking out my ears." -Mike
Expizzadude: big pimpin' in the subaru
onlyeponymous: cut 'n' paste, baby, cut 'n' paste
Expizzadude: i hate you milk man megan
Expizzadude: i hate you milk man megan
Expizzadude: i hate you milk man megan
Expizzadude: i hate you milk man megan
Expizzadude: i hate you milk man megan
Expizzadude: i hate you milk man megan
Expizzadude: i hate you milk man megan
onlyeponymous: not like THAT!
Expizzadude: let me put on some pants first
onlyeponymous: ...
Expizzadude: as opposed to shorts
Thean Tihe Ist: megan.radiateNerdvibes();
And an archived chunk of older ones is here. Used to be a helluva lot longer, but there was some sort of "incident" and a bunch of stuff was lost off the bottom. |
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Fearsome Anna
Bad Kitty Kitty!
Joined: 04 May 2003
Posts: 657
Location: warm, sunny Tampa Bay!
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Fri May 23, 2003 3:27 pm |
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courtesy of my sister's best friend tessy (who would fit in perfectly with us)
laralp: but guess where i went last night
spek72: where'd ya go?
laralp: CHURCH
laralp: but
laralp: don't worry i am disappointed every time i leave
laralp: i keep wanting to be inspired by the word of god, and it always fails! |
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pomenti
Barely Adequate
Joined: 10 May 2003
Posts: 1946
Location: No longer lost.
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Fri May 23, 2003 4:43 pm |
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theladychristi (4:33:58 PM): weird al undies. there's a thought
Maslow Me (4:34:14 PM): lol
Maslow Me (4:34:19 PM): i want him up against me...
theladychristi (5:18:40 PM): ew! he's kinda wrinkly old for my tastes. tho I have seen him in some shots where he looks vaguely like Eddie Vedder. That dude's just tasty
theladychristi (5:18:42 PM):
Maslow Me (5:19:21 PM): hahahah
Maslow Me (5:19:25 PM): wrinkly odl?
Maslow Me (5:19:26 PM): he's not that old
Maslow Me (5:19:28 PM): what, 40??
theladychristi (5:19:46 PM): *wrinkles nose* oooooold
theladychristi (5:20:36 PM): way past his sexual prime. tho I suppose he could make you laugh in bed.
theladychristi (5:20:50 PM): wait! ew!
Maslow Me (5:21:20 PM): lol
theladychristi (5:21:26 PM): yes. old. |
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JasonT
Supreme Overlord of Bitchassery
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 2246
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Fri May 23, 2003 5:38 pm |
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Malkave: where did you come from where did you go? where did you come from cotton eyed joe??
geek stylin: oh no
Malkave: 5 different versions!
geek stylin: one for every weekday! |
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chickiepie
Lifeless Reject
Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 2046
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Fri May 23, 2003 6:04 pm |
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Dude stood me up.
N: I didn't forget
N: It's just been very crazy the past couple days
N:and I haven't had time to keep in touch
PuddlejumpSplish: really? or are you just trying to save your ass from the power saw i'm about to shove up it?
N: Really! Honest!
N: I swear!
PuddlejumpSplish: hmm
N: Hehe... okay, I'll make it up to you. I'll make sure the hot, wild sex is extra hot and extra wild
N: no charge!
PuddlejumpSplish: ...but i've really been wanting to break in my new chainsaw...
PuddlejumpSplish: fresh boy meat would be such a perfect first go
N: hehehe
PuddlejumpSplish: oh, you laugh now. wait til you get a tickle from my little Foofy. (i always name my power tools)
N: Hehehe... I named my power tool too
PuddlejumpSplish: really? what name?
N: Baron Von Cockenheimer
PuddlejumpSplish: i'm intrigued that you understand the beauty and respect of saving your tools from a sad underappreciated life without a name
N: I know! It gives them an identity
PuddlejumpSplish: we should introduce them some time so they can play *smile of delishious evil*
N: Oh yes
N: That would be ever so delightful
PuddlejumpSplish: see, this is what makes life worth living
N: I can hardly wait!
PuddlejumpSplish: Foofy will have her own Cockenheimer to play with
N: One of these days we'll have to set up a play date for the both of them
N: even if its only for a couple hours. Behind an alley.
PuddlejumpSplish: quite |
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 4054
Location: Here
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Tue May 27, 2003 11:34 am |
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theladychristi (12:23:39 PM): you're going to the draggie party this weekend?
Maslow Me (12:23:42 PM): I didnt' want to be fondled
theladychristi (12:23:44 PM): mean graddie |
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"Can't we all just get aloob?"
*The Traffic Lets Up, But Breathing Becomes Difficult*
Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left...Yes, the freeway ends....Because the continent ends, dipshit.
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
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Posts: 4054
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Tue May 27, 2003 2:28 pm |
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Stealth R4v3r : bah, vocab is easy... just takes a long time
Stealth R4v3r : this would be a lot harder if i was a drug user
Maslow Me : depends on the drugs
Stealth R4v3r : E and pot
Stealth R4v3r : = no memory
Maslow Me : right
Maslow Me : but you could do others:-)
Stealth R4v3r : the others are slightly more dangerous
Stealth R4v3r : it cool if you could chart how good you are vs how good you would have been without all the stupid things youve done 
Stealth R4v3r : it would be rather...
Stealth R4v3r : damnit sometimes i think about writing something then assume i actually did...
Stealth R4v3r : i need to stop doing that...
Maslow Me : ummmmmmmmmmm
Maslow Me : hehehe
Stealth R4v3r :
Maslow Me :
Stealth R4v3r : well im not on your profile so thats a good sign...
Maslow Me :  |
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"Can't we all just get aloob?"
*The Traffic Lets Up, But Breathing Becomes Difficult*
Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left...Yes, the freeway ends....Because the continent ends, dipshit.
--Hermosa Beach, California
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Uty
Tang Soo Techie
Joined: 03 May 2003
Posts: 9583
Location: On a never ending quest to save my girlfriend
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Tue May 27, 2003 3:20 pm |
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Stealth R4v3r (3:12:47 PM): E and pot
Stealth R4v3r (3:12:57 PM): = no memory
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You people should know by now that it just isn't true. I'd cite some statitiscs but I forgot them. |
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BrianW
Court Jester
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 7505
Location: Probably an ice rink in Newark
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Tue May 27, 2003 4:16 pm |
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 Rimshot! |
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maslow
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Wed May 28, 2003 3:47 pm |
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Does this happen to all programmers when they get ready to quit school and go out on their own?
Stealth R4v3r: i dont believe i just did that
Maslow Me : what?
Stealth R4v3r: i reached for the cd eject and hit the computer power button instead
Maslow Me : HAHAHAHAH
Maslow Me : oh man
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"Can't we all just get aloob?"
*The Traffic Lets Up, But Breathing Becomes Difficult*
Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left...Yes, the freeway ends....Because the continent ends, dipshit.
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maslow
Professional Pun Person
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Wed May 28, 2003 6:56 pm |
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Stealth R4v3r : on the pole of him vs bri i almost just replied "me "
Maz : oh man, i'm REALLY not cracking on your typing, but when I saw POLE of HIM I really froze for a second
Stealth R4v3r : hahaha
Maz : I had a response similar to "gurk??!"
Stealth R4v3r : yeah ive tried to pole everyone in techhouse
Maz : 
Stealth R4v3r : hahahaha
Maz : I knew you were horny, but DAMN
Stealth R4v3r : or was that poll... i cant remember
Stealth R4v3r : too drunk
Maz : you could bottle you up like viagra for that
Stealth R4v3r : hehe
Stealth R4v3r : Rob's special sauce...
Stealth R4v3r : actually if i could get rid of my sex drive i think everyone would be a lot safer
Stealth R4v3r : i should be able to rent it out
Maz : rob's sauce for rent?
Maz : would you charge by the ounce? or hour?
Stealth R4v3r : i was thinking more along the lines of demon possession
Stealth R4v3r : charge by the hour
Stealth R4v3r : well, i gotta go eat
Stealth R4v3r : layter
Maz : LOL
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"Can't we all just get aloob?"
*The Traffic Lets Up, But Breathing Becomes Difficult*
Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left...Yes, the freeway ends....Because the continent ends, dipshit.
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