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bigsado
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

gabesilver wrote:
Final note: Halycon and on and on was on the soundtrack to the movie... that song frelling rules.



awesome soundtrack and that IS the best song on there!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Vanblade wrote:
it has billy zane who plays agent joe d. foster and dom deluise

Billy Zane playing Dom Deluise, now that I'd pay to see.
And speaking of horrible movies, here are two: Wing Commander and Battlefield Earth. I'd actually managed to avoid seeing the latter in theaters, but it was on cable while I was on vacation with the fam' a few years ago and my bro and I decided to see if it was as horrible as reputed to be (it was).

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 1:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, I heard Starship Troopers was simply put, awful, and a waste of everything - the premise, money, time, effort, and the poor book's good name.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I put Starship Troopers and Wing Commander in the same category, there are entertaining to watch, but not something to take very seriously. Not the book for Starship Troopers was 100 times better. After reading the book I was pissed they left out the key piece of Mobile Infantry equipement, POWER ARMOR. That would have made the movie incredible if they put it in.

And Killer Klowns from Outer Space Rules!!! I have it on DVD. And yes, and MST3K version of it would kick ass.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

maslow wrote:
Oh, I heard Starship Troopers was simply put, awful, and a waste of everything - the premise, money, time, effort, and the poor book's good name.


I never read the book, but the movie was indeed quite awful.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Every Heinlen Novel wrote:
Orgy in space, or orgy on earth with aliens

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

whats wrong with that?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brian: Don't try to be Ship. He already tried to prove his own little brand of "every Heinlein book ever written" and lost. Don't MAKE me smack your ass down, too.
Everyone who hasn't read Starship Troopers: Do so. Now. The book was about citizenship and had fucking awesome equipment; the movie was about blowing shit up and naked shower scenes. They completely slaughtered it.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wel why do you think they sued to take Heinlein's name off the movie title

They did the same thing to the Puppetmasters

As for worst movie ever, i assume we can only pick a movie that people tried to make serius and failed, I say this as there are many "good" B films
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

of course...its not a horrible movie if they didnt try
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shag
Kentucky Fried Movie (good till you hit a fist full of yen, if you like airplane humor)
Lost in Space (just another in a long line of quality B tv screw up movies)
Almost anything John goodman 'STARRED' in!
Matrix: Reloaded (Worst piece of cinematography ever, I've seen home made porn that was better quality, and what's with the white outs. Were they trying to induce epileptic(sp?) fits?

Hackers was a really good B movie, but was completely unrealistic.. Who cares... In almost every space movie they have ships doing U-turns...

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is a classic B movie...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Spectre wrote:
Almost anything John goodman 'STARRED' in!


I still plan on seeing Masked & Anonymous, even if it does get shitty reviews. I mean, a movie in the style of Dylan's songs. Freaking A.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kentucky Fried Movie...
remember when we were all watcthing this in bri/josh's room? when Catholic High School Girls in Trouble came on the TV, Josh zoomed in on the boobs and played it in slo-mo... now THAT is fucking entertainment!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
Every once in awhile, a Hackers clip comes on and I really have to grit my teeth. Let's examine:

"I need to get out of this place ... I need to get ... a computer!"


sorry d00d, but that is from Johnny Mnemonic.

actually my favorite quote on rantradio is from that movie.

Johnny Mnemonic wrote:

If I fall, you don't get the head, right? If you lose the head, you're fucked!


teehee! i used to put that line in my program comments... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 6:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What, like it's a queue or something?
Oh, and high five for using explodingdog for your icon.

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