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Gangles
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So yeah it was fun to walk my bike all the way back to my place this morning after my back tire popped....it was amazing to be able to walk back the 2 or so miles in the humidity w/out accomplishing what I had set out to accomplish......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Vanblade
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

get that fill-a-flat stuff...
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Uty
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or, better yet, steal someone else's bike! Preferably at gunpoint.

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eddie_baby
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's the exact reason why I drive. A spare tire.

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Uty
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I drive without a spare tire. But I do carry a gun in case my tire goes flat and I need to rob someone of their car ... AT GUNPOINT!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Man you've played entirely too much GTA...

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, I think it's just having come out and gone crazy in Southern Delaware Beach area. I've seen his town...

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Uty
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah ... but have you seen it ... in January? That's when the real craziness starts, because everyone is bored. They've got a saying down there: "All we do 'round these parts is farm and fuck. And ya'll can't farm in Winter."

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 7:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I grew up down there too and I don't remember a lot of car theft. Yeah they're crazy down there, but more of a drunken crazy. The quote does sound about right, except its missing the biggest part of S. DE life: DRINKING. Cheap beer, muddin', wild game, farm girls, drinking in trees to hide from the cops, and karaoke country nights. Damn I miss it!

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Uty
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I miss being near Lancaster ... throwing rocks at Amish people is a great sport. Should be Olympic really.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's fucking horrible Uty!


You should be using a slingshot.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There's a reference to David and Goliath in there somewhere...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You know, a midget once used a slingshot to throw a stone at my head. And then I ate him for lunch.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Uty wrote:
You know, a midget once used a slingshot to throw a stone at my head. And then I ate him for lunch.

I really hope this was posted here on accident and really meant for the Uty's crazy dreams thread...
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