Archive for the ‘ WTF?? ’ Category

Things I Don’t Understand

16th January 2013 | Closed

Why people want or “need” to own semi automatic assault rifles. Why people who are involved with or in the military feel they are owed something from the military. Why children need to be told the same simple things over and over and over. How planes fly. Trigonometry. The media. People who construct elaborate & [...]


Yup, I’m a Bitch. And Proud of It.

9th May 2012 | Closed

My husband is in the military, which makes me a “military spouse.”  Sometimes I’m cool with the title, but honestly there are a lot of times when I wish I could just say “my husband is a mechanic” and leave it at that.  Today has been one of those days. Good ole Facebook brought me [...]


Birthdays Suck

18th November 2010 | Closed

I’m sure I must have bitched about my birthday being a week before Christmas before, but honestly, who gets tired of bitching?  Not me, I have a vagina. So yesterday I almost had a melt-down in front of 23 Kindergarteners. And their parents.  And my husband.  It would be mildly embarrassing except I don’t care. [...]


Venting about Kohls.com

25th November 2009 | Closed

Let me preface this upcoming rant with the typical placating compliment:  I do love Kohls.   I will still shop their physical stores in the future.  My shopping on their website has come to an end, however. Two weeks ago I placed an order of winter pajamas for the twins.  Two weeks later, I have still [...]


This Is Why

23rd October 2008 | 1 Comment

This is why I try not to talk politics with Republicans who are bull-headed: Today when a very Republican friend, who is also in the military, starting spouting to me about how Obama is going to turn our country into a Nazi-esque regime (where the hell that came from, I don’t know..), I simply said [...]


Advice? Seriously? ME??

30th March 2008 | 2 Comments

Apparently Brandi from this here website has asked for some advice. After a good laugh, I figured she was probably kinda serious. But really, me? Advice? I think I’ve only survived three years of twins on pure dumb luck. Honestly, the first bit of advice I thought of was “don’t have twins” but it’s probably [...]


I Am a Horrible, Horrible Person

19th February 2008 | 3 Comments

In community college, there are often several different classes held in the same room, but different times. One of my classes is held in what’s also used for math classes and English as a second language classes. One day, weeks ago, I showed up for this class about a half hour early. I peeked through [...]


The iTunes Meme

29th November 2007 | 2 Comments

This one is just way too fun to pass up, courtesy of L.A. Daddy The iTunes Meme! How many total songs? 5094 songs, over 14 days worth! Sort by song title – First and Last Abigail, Belle of Kilronan – The Magnetic Fields Zombie – The Cranberries Sort by Time – Shortest and Longest Bloodhound [...]


Help Me

23rd November 2007 | 1 Comment

I really don’t want to be one of the parents that inevitably posts about their kids adventures in poop. But damned iff’n two two year olds aren’t just fascinated by poop and pooping. If I never hear “Are you done pooping yet, mommie?” again, I’ll die a happy woman.


What I Learned Today

7th November 2007 | 1 Comment

People will buy anything, even the most god-awful, gaudy, tacky carpet. Seriously. Leopard print wall-to-wall carpet?