Monthly archive for ‘ June, 2007 ’

Twice the Cock

27th June 2007 | 5 Comments

I found this website via the lovely Schmutzie.  Apparently my blog is only rated PG 13, which yes, is still a smidge more adult than Schmutzie’s G rating, but still.  The factors: the presence of the word “cock” twice and “piss” once.  I’ve only said cock twice??  TWICE?  I did a whole post on going [...]

So I Have This Rash..

27th June 2007 | 4 Comments

And Laura wants me to talk about it.  Okay, really there is no rash, it was just a joke that went a little too far, as most jokes tend to do.  Really, I don’t have anything interesting so here are some pictures. I think that just about says it all. 


25th June 2007 | 3 Comments

I ar smrt!!

Ford Wants Me To Die

24th June 2007 | 2 Comments

Some people who read this may already know that my mother purchased a new car about a month ago, a Ford Escape.  This vehicle is equipped with some sort of smart(ass) airbag technology, it is able to sense if a person is in the passenger seat, or if it’s simply a heavy object that doesn’t [...]

Anti-Feminist Musing

21st June 2007 | 2 Comments

We’ve all heard that chivalry is dead.  And the militant feminists killed it.  Personally, I don’t care either way.  I can open my own doors and put the seat down myself.  The words mailman, chairman, and policeman don’t bother me, they wouldn’t bother me if I held one of those titles.  I also don’t mind [...]

Say What?

19th June 2007 | 1 Comment

For the past few days Nick has been saying something that sounds like “boons.”  I have had no idea what the heck he was saying and this was causing him great frustration.  Finally, the code was broken.  In the grocery store yesterday morning, the ghetto grocery store, too, we wandered past the florist section.  Nick [...]

Just Links

15th June 2007 | 2 Comments

Funny commercial. (Thanks to Maz who had it sent to her from Wolfman, I think.) And just to be clear, I don’t encourage anyone to drink Bud Light. Yuengling should be everyone’s beer of choice. Bud Light is for the designated driver. Nick saying “Bearcats” for Uncle Brian’s hockey team. They won their championship game [...]

A Birthday Thought

14th June 2007 | 3 Comments

The best thing about having an older brother is that no matter how old I am, he will always, always be older than me. Happy Birthday Brian!@!!

LOL Cats

11th June 2007 | 1 Comment

They are taking over my mind and life.  Check out what started it all here. Then I got bored at work (after the “pull out” incident) and started LOL’ing my own cat.   Then Maz decided I needed to be LOL’ed.  Thank you, Maz.

For Sarah

10th June 2007 | 2 Comments

I was happily doing crossword type puzzles at work when I found a clue I just had to share with my immature friend Sarah.  This one’s for you!