Monthly archive for ‘ January, 2009 ’

SuperBowl XXXLLI (That’s Their Bra Size)

29th January 2009 | 2 Comments

So my favorite other twin mom has asked us womenz to blog about the upcoming superbowl for another blog she writes for.  Or something.  Whatever, I do what she says. I don’t blog about sports, obviously, but the truth is, I am a couch jumping, screaming at the TV football fan.  Not many people see [...]


Star Wars, According to the Twins

28th January 2009 | 2 Comments

Roll Call: Han Solo:  The guy with the blue pants/Han Solo Obi Wan Kenobi:  Superman/Obi Wan Kenovi Luke Skywalker:  Luke Skywalker Princess Leia:  Princess Leia Darth Vader:  Luke Skywalker’s daddy Jabba the hut:  Frog Jar Jar Binks:  Llama C3PO:  The yellow guy R2D2:  The robot Places of Interest: The Mos Eisley Cantina:  Arby’s  (Nick has [...]


Joe Gets a Lesson

24th January 2009 | 1 Comment

Nick’s 3 3/4 year old brain seems to think it can control his level of hunger.  As in “Even though I refuse to eat my dinner, I won’t be hungry later.”  Joe, in his infinite wisdom, tried to explain to Nick that getting hungry is kinda like going to the bathroom, you can’t control the [...]


Nick’s Opinion of Democracy

21st January 2009 | Closed

I turned on the inauguration coverage yesterday to watch history.  To finally watch a man I voted for take the oath of office.  Finally.  As the chills swept over me, I excitedly said to Nick “we’re getting a new president today!” “Can I open the present?” “No no, not present.  Pres-ah-dent.” “ooooh.  Can I open [...]


The Water

19th January 2009 | Closed

We found it. The Chesapeake Bay. The husband and the Potomac. Me and the Potomac. And check out this complete madness: There is a CAR in my GARAGE!!  More importantly, MY car is in my garage.


Husbands Say The Darndest Things

15th January 2009 | 4 Comments

“I have all this free time and no sewing machine!!” After a few seconds of me giving him a look that must have screamed “would you like a rainbow bumper sticker with that?” “Uhm.  I mean I have all this free time and no sheet metal!”


Living With Boys

14th January 2009 | 3 Comments

They burp. They fart. Their farts make you leave the room. They play video games. They stick their hands down their pants. They sniff their hands.


A New Friend and The Hair Salon

12th January 2009 | Closed

Last month, an old friend from high school called me to wish me a happy birthday.  During that conversation, I told him (again) that we had moved.  He mentioned to me that he knew someone in my area, a girl a few years younger that had worked with him at his current job.  He was [...]


My Two Favorite Things

10th January 2009 | Closed

My two favorite things have been happily combined on a blog.  I found the blog via the 2008 Weblog awards, where I daily vote for my absolute favorite blog, Looky Daddy!  Everyone reading this needs to go here and vote for Looky Daddy! right now.  Go ahead, I’ll wait. But while voting for him for [...]


I Have No Job

6th January 2009 | 1 Comment

And whoever says “but you’re a mom!” next is going to get smacked. Before we moved I was working 2 jobs and going to college part time.  Then we moved.  No work, no school so far.  I am hoping to go back in the summer or the fall at the latest.  But for now: nada.  [...]