Yoinked from L.A. Daddy.

This is really long so feel free to go “oh yah right” and just skim to the bottom, there’s some school crap down there. One of these days I’ll get around to posting something about the twins, I promise.

MY LIFE ADVENTURES

(No, I’m not going to specifiy which of these I have or have not done. My Mom reads this, remember!)

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
( ) Drank Alcohol
( ) Smoked Marijuana

SCORE SO FAR:

Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SCORE SO FAR: 9
Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person [More Than 10 Years]
( ) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-Worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
( ) Been Involved in a Traffic Accident

SCORE SO FAR: 12
Level 4
( ) Had / Have a Crush On One Of Your Blogging / Facebook / or MySpace Friends
( ) Been on a Plane
( ) Been to Paris
( ) Been to Australia
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SCORE SO FAR: 14
Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Face-to-Face from a Blog / MySpace / Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
( ) Played the Lottery

SCORE SO FAR: 16
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Love / Loved Someone Who You Can’t Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Man

SCORE SO FAR:
Level 7
( ) Had a Tea Party
( ) Flown a Kite
( ) Built a Sand Castle
( ) Gone Muddin’ / Cow Tippin’/ or Dumpster Divin’ [You Might Be a Redneck If…]
( ) Played Dress Up

SCORE SO FAR: 25
Level 8
( ) Jumped Into a Pile Of Leaves You Didn’t Gather
( ) Gone Sledding
( ) Cheated While Playing a Game
( ) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SCORE SO FAR: 29
Level 9
( ) Watched the Sun Set
( ) Felt an Earthquake
( ) Killed a Snake
( ) Forgot Where You Parked Your Car
( ) Woke Early to Listen to the Radio Report a Possible Snow Day

SCORE SO FAR: 33
Level 10
( ) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized / Mugged
( ) Been Cheated On / Cheated on Someone
( ) Been the Subject of School Gossip
( ) Received Acupuncture

SCORE SO FAR: 36
Level 11
( ) Won a Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Had to Transfer Schools to Avoid Scandal
( ) Been In a Jet Ski / Boat Accident

SCORE SO FAR: 38
Level 12
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Trespassed a Backyard to Swim in a Pool
( ) Eaten a Whole Pint of Ice Cream in One Sitting
( ) Had Sex With Someone and Never Knew Their Name
( ) Danced in the Moonlight

SCORE SO FAR: 39

Level 13
( ) Hate(d) the Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Been in Court [Excluding Jury Duty]
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart

SCORE SO FAR: 43
Level 14
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been Lost in Another State
( ) Been So Cold that It Burned
( ) Swam In Flood Water
( ) Convinced You Were Dying

SCORE SO FAR: 47
Level 15
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke [Rap/Hip Hop don’t count]
( ) Paid For A Meal / Cigarettes / Beer With Only Coins

SCORE SO FAR: 51
Level 16
( ) Done Something You Told Yourself You Would Never… EVER Do
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Laughed So Hard You Farted
( ) Sneezed So Hard You Shit Yourself

SCORE SO FAR: 55
Level 17
( ) Kissed In The Rain
( ) Written a Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set / Sun Rise With Someone You Cared About
( ) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made a Bonfire On The Beach

SCORE SO FAR: 58
Level 18
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Traveled More Than 5 Days In a Car Full of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
( ) Crashed a Wedding
( ) Eaten Lunch / Dinner on Free Samples at a Grocery Store

SCORE SO FAR: 60
Level 19
( ) Worn Jewelry You Could Never Afford
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Crashed a Funeral
( ) Screamed “Motherfucker!”
( ) Vandalized Property or Spray-Painted Graffiti

SCORE SO FAR: 63
Level 20
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer / Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex’s Clothing
( ) Sat On A Roof Top
( ) Had a Wish Come True

SCORE SO FAR: 66
Level 21
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Completed / Attempted a One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Stolen a Friend’s Boyfriend / Girlfriend
( ) Purchased Illegal Drugs

SCORE SO FAR: 67
Level 22
( ) Picked and Ate an Apple / Orange / Mystery Fruit Off the Tree
( ) Climbed a Tree in the Past 10 Years
( ) Made or Been in a Tree House
( ) Chopped Down a Tree
( ) Fallen from a Tree

SCORE SO FAR: 72
Level 23
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Been Too Scared to Watch Scary Movies Alone
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking / Skinny Dipping
( ) Visited a Jail / Prison

SCORE SO FAR: 75
Level 24
( ) Played Chicken in a Car / Bike / Grocery Cart
( ) Been Pushed into a Pool with All Your Clothes On
( ) Been Told You’re Hot By a Complete Stranger
( ) Broken a Bone
( ) Voted for a Candidate to Please a Girl / Guy

SCORE SO FAR: 77
Level 25
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Recorded Yourself Performing a Sexual Act
( ) Caught A Butterfly
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SCORE SO FAR: 80
Level 26
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
( ) Forgotten Someone’s Name
( ) Cut Your Own Hair

SCORE SO FAR: 84
Level 27
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
( ) Had Sex with More Than One Person in One Night
( ) Black-Mailed Someone / Been Black-Mailed By Someone
( ) Woke Up Somewhere Not Knowing Where You Were

SCORE SO FAR: 86
Level 28
( ) Been Used By a Best Friend
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat / Dog / Iguana
( ) Bitten Someone
( ) Kissed a Stranger at Midnight on New Years Eve

SCORE SO FAR : 89
Level 29
( ) Been Shot At / Held at Gunpoint
( ) Had Sex in the Rain
( ) Flattened Someones Tires
( ) Rode Your Car / Truck Until the Gas Light Came On
( ) Asked and Paid for Two Dollars or Less of Gas

Total Score: (Out of a possible 145) 91
WHAT YOUR SCORE MEANS:

0 – 29: Check Your Pulse. Seriously. You Might Be Dead.
30 – 58: You’re on Your Death Bed. You Still Live With Your Mother, Don’t You?
60 – 87: You Need to Get Out More. But You’ve Done Some Things. Cheers!
88 – 116: Lee Harvey! You Are a Madman! I Want To Party With You, Cowboy!
117 – 145: You Scare Me. Really. You Do. But I Like It… Can I Touch the Hem of Your Garment?

I got a whopping 91. Yup, I’m a mad(wo)man allright.

Also everyone wish me luck. Tonight at work and tomorrow after the boys are in bed, I will be attempting something I really have never done before. Studying. I have my first test in my Legal Studies class Monday night and I actually need to study. I hope my brain can handle it. On the plus side, out of 5 homework assignments in that class, I’ve only gotten one point off.

All total, from three classes, I’ve missed a total of 5 points. It’s killing me, it really is.
The breakdown:
Math quiz: -1 (62/63)
Comp. essay: -2 (98/100)
Comp. online quiz: -1 (26/27)
Legal homework assignments: -1 (39/40)

Let’s hope I can keep it up.

Filed under: Edumacation, Kate